I go to the gym - But i don't work out!

[Dick-Sucker]

I usually rock up at my gym every second day.

I talk to all the chicks there. But barely do a workout.

I stetch in front of the mirror. Do about 10 push ups and then go onto a machine. And just walk around for another hour.

I just like telling people i went to the gym.

Anyone else do this?

[eman-resu]

Hell yeah! I just do some barbell curls to get big biceps. Before I go out I put on my muscle shirt and flex my arms hard for about 5 minutes so my veins pop. I fill my Nalgene bottle with a protein shake and head out!

[Flab]

Sometimes I just go straight to the pool and sauna.

[Salty]

Nah I pay my money, I want to get my moneys worth out of it.

[leggy.1]

are you lot joking ?

[Oriachim]

lol what the hell....


Real cool man: "Yo, I go to the gym, ain't I summit?"
woman: "WOW!"

[Dick-Sucker]

Hell yeah! I just do some barbell curls to get big biceps. Before I go out I put on my muscle shirt and flex my arms hard for about 5 minutes so my veins pop. I fill my Nalgene bottle with a protein shake and head out!

Fck dude, same here!

[Dick-Sucker]

Sometimes I just go straight to the pool and sauna.

Usually i work out for about 10 minutes. Then i hit the pool!

Its lazy!

[Dick-Sucker]

are you lot joking ?

Nope.

Often i do like a set of tricep press. Eat a protein bar, i always get one as i go in.

And then i walk around and watch other people do weights. And even though some people are older then me. I advise them and ****. Some people think im taking the piss.

[Flab]

Nope.

Often i do like a set of tricep press. Eat a protein bar, i always get one as i go in.

And then i walk around and watch other people do weights. And even though some people are older then me. I advise them and ****. Some people think im taking the piss.

I would lay you out, if you told me what to do while I was lifting weights.