Best i've faced clubber lang

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Best I've Faced- Clubber Lang

BEST OVERALL

Nobody. Every fool I fought inspired nothing but pity, fool!

BEST BOXER

Again, nobody. That old fool Apollo Creed acted like he wanted some but he backed off and hid behind Balboa who was no challenge.

BEST JAB

Nobody. I didn't need no jab and no real man needs pitty-pat-petunia punches. A real man clubs. Uuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!

BEST DEFENSE

Don't matter. When the clubbing starts, they fall.

BEST CHIN

Ain't no good chins in boxing. Only chins I haven't smashed yet.

BEST PUNCHER

You ask me that again and I'm gonna show you, fool!

FASTEST HANDS

Balboa flailed around his mitts a bunch but I still smashed him! Pain! Aaahhhhhh!!!

FASTEST FEET

They move like molasses when I club 'em.

SMARTEST

Ain't no man that step in the ring with me got any sense, fool!

STRONGEST

Obviously you lookin at him. Yall wastin' my time. I'm gonna club you and then I'm gonna grab your wife and show her a real man!

[White Mandela]

Tell James he was a hype job. Fought 27 nobodies then went 1-1 with a bum from philly who had over 20 losses and a paralysed face.

JK Rocky 3 is my favourite out of the series. 4 was cool too.

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Tell James he was a hype job. Fought 27 nobodies then went 1-1 with a bum from philly who had over 20 losses and a paralysed face.

JK Rocky 3 is my favourite out of the series. 4 was cool too.

You make a great point, actually.

But in today's boxing world, that sounds like a major success. Haha.

[TJ highway]

[Chaos]

Interesting, didn't know Gazzo was the promoter. He really took care of Rocco.

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Epic post, man!!

Never knew Kid Brooks and Sugar Johnson's real names.

And didn't know Gazzo was actually a promoter. I thought he was just a loan...officer. Haha.

[KillaMane26]

Lmao this was funny......i was laughing as soon as i saw the title

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Lmao this was funny......i was laughing as soon as i saw the title

How can a boxing fan NOT be curious about the answers?

Clubber rocked the boxing world with iron fists!!

[a.rihn]

I'd love to see The Ring pick this up.

[Tony Trick-Pony]

I'd love to see The Ring pick this up.

I agree, man!

That magazine could use more humor...