Best i've faced clubber lang

[White Mandela]

Cool poster. Is that official merch?

[White Mandela]

You make a great point, actually.

But in today's boxing world, that sounds like a major success. Haha.

He went one better than Fury and main evented Wrestlemania on the back of his title win.

You wanna see Adonis Creed against Clubber’s son? I seen it was rumoured after the success of Creed 2 with Drago’s boy. I can’t say I’m really all that sold on the Creed series yet. Would love to see a cameo from Mr T though.

[NORMNEALON]

Best I've Faced- Clubber Lang

BEST OVERALL

Nobody. Every fool I fought inspired nothing but pity, fool!

BEST BOXER

Again, nobody. That old fool Apollo Creed acted like he wanted some but he backed off and hid behind Balboa who was no challenge.

BEST JAB

Nobody. I didn't need no jab and no real man needs pitty-pat-petunia punches. A real man clubs. Uuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!

BEST DEFENSE

Don't matter. When the clubbing starts, they fall.

BEST CHIN

Ain't no good chins in boxing. Only chins I haven't smashed yet.

BEST PUNCHER

You ask me that again and I'm gonna show you, fool!

FASTEST HANDS

Balboa flailed around his mitts a bunch but I still smashed him! Pain! Aaahhhhhh!!!

FASTEST FEET

They move like molasses when I club 'em.

SMARTEST

Ain't no man that step in the ring with me got any sense, fool!

STRONGEST

Obviously you lookin at him. Yall wastin' my time. I'm gonna club you and then I'm gonna grab your wife and show her a real man!

Ahh man this got me laughing out loud . Good post !!

[Tony Trick-Pony]

He went one better than Fury and main evented Wrestlemania on the back of his title win.

You wanna see Adonis Creed against Clubber’s son? I seen it was rumoured after the success of Creed 2 with Drago’s boy. I can’t say I’m really all that sold on the Creed series yet. Would love to see a cameo from Mr T though.

Yeah, I'd love to see Clubber make a return but I don't think that Adonis kid has the acting chops to be in confrontation with Clubber. That fool will freeze up! It would be funny if they let kevin Hart play Little Clubber though. I'd go to the theater to see that.

[NORMNEALON]

I agree, man!

That magazine could use more humor...

hey there is always decent humor available on the ring website in fischers mailbag when he gets an email / MM about chocolatito. He would pick Roman to destroy prime Mike Tyson.

[Tony Trick-Pony]

hey there is always decent humor available on the ring website in fischers mailbag when he gets an email / MM about chocolatito. He would pick Roman to destroy prime Mike Tyson.

Is he that partial to Roman? I've read his column but it's been a while. Haha.

[White Mandela]

Yeah, I'd love to see Clubber make a return but I don't think that Adonis kid has the acting chops to be in confrontation with Clubber. That fool will freeze up! It would be funny if they let kevin Hart play Little Clubber though. I'd go to the theater to see that.

I’m all in with Kevin Hart being Clubber Jr.

That would be so Rocky to have a 5 ft guy playing a HW.

I can’t seem to root for that Adonis kid, he don’t suit playing an underdog.

[Tony Trick-Pony]

I’m all in with Kevin Hart being Clubber Jr.

That would be so Rocky to have a 5 ft guy playing a HW.

I can’t seem to root for that Adonis kid, he don’t suit playing an underdog.

Nah, the movies have lost the humor. Rocky III was probably the best because it was hilarious with drama, too. These new movies are void of all that. It takes a lot away from it. Adonis is too serious and cardboard. Kevin Hart could revive the series. Hell, throw in Walken as the trainer who walks around with a cowbell. Hahaha.

[White Mandela]

Nah, the movies have lost the humor. Rocky III was probably the best because it was hilarious with drama, too. These new movies are void of all that. It takes a lot away from it. Adonis is too serious and cardboard. Kevin Hart could revive the series. Hell, throw in Walken as the trainer who walks around with a cowbell. Hahaha.

Yeah it’s become dry. They’ve tried too hard to modernise it.

I actually liked the sub plot between Drago and his son in Creed 2. Would be interesting to see what Clubber has been up to after all these years. Something crazy no doubt.

[NORMNEALON]

Is he that partial to Roman? I've read his column but it's been a while. Haha.

Its next level with Roman but dougie also makes some other outlandish picks in MM as well but he is INSANELY bias when it comes to Gonzalez always has been, but in his defense he was on the choco band wagon long before HBO got behind the little guy and people started to follow suit.


That being said for the most part Fischer has a good mailbag. I prefer breads . Speaking of mailbags I'm guessing Greg Leon is busy with his advising these days but he had a good mailbag too .Mango is kind of a poor man's Leon as in he tries to call out the powers that be and say what agenda fueled writers won't, but its like he tries too hard .

Sorry to get off topic and hijack up thread man haha