A load of fuss over nothing. Do u have to get a written consent form before kissing a bird these days?
Comments Thread For: Kubrat Pulev Reacts To Criticism For Kissing Reporter in Video
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Yeah don't close your eyes.I’m shocked how quickly he grabbed her face then managed to get his kiss off. Admirable. I’m always trying to kiss my female friends but I’m always met by a karate chop or a left hook, overhand right.
I need to surprise them. I think when I close my eyes then move my face towards them gives the game away so they counter my move easily
Also, catch them mid-sentence or right at the end of the sentence but on the off-beat because they will time you if it's predictable timing. You can't be too much in a simple rhythm when doing this, it needs to be more of a Jazz thing.Comment
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Hey I was trying to remember your name don’t i owe you? A Lannister always pays his debt. I was hoping you were shot in the face or died.Comment
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And don't forget to have duct tape and chloroform in hand, otherwise the target of your love attack may escape. Ply her with large amounts of roofies so that she will lose the physical ability to resist your alpha male charm and also prevent her from remembering the intense non consensual ****ing she receives from you. Remember, this is the traditional method of picking up women.
If you are like most Alpha males, you may be unable to afford duct tape, roofies and chloroform.....In that case, you must resort to old school methods of grabbing her (Jane) by hair and dragging her off to your (Tarzan's) cave. ....She Jane, You Tarzan.
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