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  • 'b'
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    #11
    Skin: GGG. Gets lit up like a Christmas tree and easily bruises and swells

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    • LacedUp
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      #12
      Lol'd at the coach

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      • mxtali
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        #13
        Originally posted by Bob Arum 69
        Skin: GGG. Gets lit up like a Christmas tree and easily bruises and swells
        Linares or Rosado even worse.

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        • sugarsmosley
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          #14
          Wow. one of the best posts in here in some time. cheers mate

          Kovalevs glass testicles was a great addition. ur attention to detail is impeccable OP

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          • dan_cov
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            #15

            David Hayes toe no explanation needed.

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            • _Maxi
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              #16
              Man you had me laughing so much Greek K sent.

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              • Mooshashi
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                #17
                Awesome, but surely he has Mike Tyson's back. It's spinal.

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                • eco1
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                  #18
                  I would change the heart to Victor Ortiz. No heart at all.

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                  • Chuckguy
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by davef
                    I decided to make the worst fighter possible please read below for each selection




                    HEAD/BRAIN Brandon Rios punch drunk damaged brain and boxing IQ ensure he will just walk forward with no plan B

                    EYES Margaritos eyes ensuring this fighter will never make it 12 rounds again without his eye falling out and causing a stoppage

                    CHIN, NECK, CHEST Amir Khans glass jaw and glass neck will ensure a highlight reel KO everytime he steps up also combined with Khans man t1ts for that extra "did he even train for this fight?" question by the fans as they watch his almost lifeless body twitch on the floor

                    ARMS I was going to go for paulies here with his weak punching power but decided on Framptons T-rex arms because the only thing less damaging than a weak punch is a punch that doesn't reach

                    HANDS Mayweathers brittle hands forget winning by KO

                    HEART AND LOWER TORSO controversial choice here maybe but Mcgregors because of his terrible cardio and ability to give up quickly and size zero waistline for that enhanced weak core

                    TESTICLES Kovalevs damaged glass testicles might be this fighters ultimate weak point once hit he is never the same

                    LEGS Wilders bird legs which TO THIS DAY! I cannot understand how they havent snapped under the weight of his upper body

                    PERSONALITY Anthony Joshua this fighter will need it because he will have to stay humble at all times

                    This fighter will be trained by Tim "The Cage" Lane meaning he will never improve

                    This is fawking gold! Green k man lmfao

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                    • jmrf4435
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by davef
                      I decided to make the worst fighter possible please read below for each selection




                      HEAD/BRAIN Brandon Rios punch drunk damaged brain and boxing IQ ensure he will just walk forward with no plan B

                      EYES Margaritos eyes ensuring this fighter will never make it 12 rounds again without his eye falling out and causing a stoppage

                      CHIN, NECK, CHEST Amir Khans glass jaw and glass neck will ensure a highlight reel KO everytime he steps up also combined with Khans man t1ts for that extra "did he even train for this fight?" question by the fans as they watch his almost lifeless body twitch on the floor

                      ARMS I was going to go for paulies here with his weak punching power but decided on Framptons T-rex arms because the only thing less damaging than a weak punch is a punch that doesn't reach

                      HANDS Mayweathers brittle hands forget winning by KO

                      HEART AND LOWER TORSO controversial choice here maybe but Mcgregors because of his terrible cardio and ability to give up quickly and size zero waistline for that enhanced weak core

                      TESTICLES Kovalevs damaged glass testicles might be this fighters ultimate weak point once hit he is never the same

                      LEGS Wilders bird legs which TO THIS DAY! I cannot understand how they havent snapped under the weight of his upper body

                      PERSONALITY Anthony Joshua this fighter will need it because he will have to stay humble at all times

                      This fighter will be trained by Tim "The Cage" Lane meaning he will never improve

                      Have you watched the diaz mcgregor fights???

                      And diaz was a few weight classes up at the time mcgregor moved up. I don't think he's a coward at all

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