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I decided to make the worst fighter possible please read below for each selection
HEAD/BRAIN Brandon Rios punch drunk damaged brain and boxing IQ ensure he will just walk forward with no plan B
EYES Margaritos eyes ensuring this fighter will never make it 12 rounds again without his eye falling out and causing a stoppage
CHIN, NECK, CHEST Amir Khans glass jaw and glass neck will ensure a highlight reel KO everytime he steps up also combined with Khans man t1ts for that extra "did he even train for this fight?" question by the fans as they watch his almost lifeless body twitch on the floor
ARMS I was going to go for paulies here with his weak punching power but decided on Framptons T-rex arms because the only thing less damaging than a weak punch is a punch that doesn't reach
HANDS Mayweathers brittle hands forget winning by KO
HEART AND LOWER TORSO controversial choice here maybe but Mcgregors because of his terrible cardio and ability to give up quickly and size zero waistline for that enhanced weak core
TESTICLES Kovalevs damaged glass testicles might be this fighters ultimate weak point once hit he is never the same
LEGS Wilders bird legs which TO THIS DAY! I cannot understand how they havent snapped under the weight of his upper body
PERSONALITY Anthony Joshua this fighter will need it because he will have to stay humble at all times
This fighter will be trained by Tim "The Cage" Lane meaning he will never improve
HEAD/BRAIN Brandon Rios punch drunk damaged brain and boxing IQ ensure he will just walk forward with no plan B
EYES Margaritos eyes ensuring this fighter will never make it 12 rounds again without his eye falling out and causing a stoppage
CHIN, NECK, CHEST Amir Khans glass jaw and glass neck will ensure a highlight reel KO everytime he steps up also combined with Khans man t1ts for that extra "did he even train for this fight?" question by the fans as they watch his almost lifeless body twitch on the floor
ARMS I was going to go for paulies here with his weak punching power but decided on Framptons T-rex arms because the only thing less damaging than a weak punch is a punch that doesn't reach
HANDS Mayweathers brittle hands forget winning by KO
HEART AND LOWER TORSO controversial choice here maybe but Mcgregors because of his terrible cardio and ability to give up quickly and size zero waistline for that enhanced weak core
TESTICLES Kovalevs damaged glass testicles might be this fighters ultimate weak point once hit he is never the same
LEGS Wilders bird legs which TO THIS DAY! I cannot understand how they havent snapped under the weight of his upper body
PERSONALITY Anthony Joshua this fighter will need it because he will have to stay humble at all times
This fighter will be trained by Tim "The Cage" Lane meaning he will never improve
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