Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

[Invader_Stu]

I saw this documentary where these chimps were hunting in packs, guarding their territory, walking in a line just like soldiers.

They found this ape from another tribe and they gang-bashed it - seriously KTFO out of this ape.

It was dead and some apes were still stomping on its head. They showerd a close up and half of its skin was ripped off from punches/kicks and biting.

The whole thing was so ****ing disturbing (and so awesome lol) - apes can be crazy bastards, and trust me Tyson would have got torn apart by a full grown gorilla

[Run]

If tyson could punch a hole in a wall what makes you think he couldnt knock out a gorilla?.

You have to be kidding me.

A silverback mountain gorilla can get up to 600 lbs of solid muscle. They have the strength of over ten extremely strong men.

A gorilla will simply dismember you with his bare hands dude.



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[Dirt E Gomez]

A gorilla will simply dismember you with his bare hands dude.

But it's Mike Tyson. The dude would bite the Gorilla, it'd get confused, and run into a wall. Then John Ruiz would jump in and KO Tyson to become the heavyweight champion of the animal kingdom.

[ferocity]

"I hate y'all, Cuz I dont like myself"

this was a Tyson quote from a press conference, that alone explains the way mike is the way he is.

legacyofbrutality who is that in your sig shes hypnitizing me with her eyes.


Duran also used to own Tigers back in the day.

[legacyofbrutality]

legacyofbrutality who is that in your sig shes hypnitizing me with her eyes.
Duran also used to own Tigers back in the day.

Her name is Dania Ramirez, she was just in X-Men 3...If you wanna see her "getting it done" check out the season finale of The Sopranos shes in it looking smoking hott!

[ferocity]

Her name is Dania Ramirez, she was just in X-Men 3...If you wanna see her "getting it done" check out the season finale of The Sopranos shes in it looking smoking hott!

Thanks i have to check out the finale of the sopranos.

[Floydko1]

Did anyone hear the story of mike tyson offering a zoo keeper $10000 to open the cage so he could knock out the gorilla?.

arrr if i was a ZOO keeper i would do it for FREE TYSON DOES ME HEAD IN

[joeytrimble]

the sheer dong blowning of mike tyson by catskills is disturbing...

mike couldnt reach douglas let alone a gorilla the only person i'd ever think to put agianst a gorilla in terms of power would be foreman and thats so faaaar fetched that i'd never consider it ever

[Bahamut Zero]

The only way Tyson wins is to low blow and bite the gorillas **** off.

If not, the gorilla will just ground and pound Tyson like crazy.

[SkunkApe]

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