Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

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  • catskills23
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    #41
    goirillas are not over 8 feet tall . There are only about 5 foot . If mike bobbed and weaved and use lots of headmovement he could evade a gorillas ponderous blows . Then he could attack the gorillas rib cage and take his legs out then he could attack upstairs and finish him off . Gorrilas dont have boxing skills you know .

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    • legacyofbrutality
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      #42
      Gorillas are over 8 feet tall when they stand on two feet bro, and no they dont have boxing skills but they do have breaking you in half with one swing skills.

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      • catskills23
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        #43
        Originally posted by legacyofbrutality
        Gorillas are over 8 feet tall when they stand on two feet bro, and no they dont have boxing skills but they do have breaking you in half with one swing skills.
        thats provided the gorilla is able to land on mike with all mikes headmovement.

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        • catskills23
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          #44
          well about a female gorilla . A female gorilla is ony 200 pounds . Would mike be able to knock out a female gorilla?.

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          • BK Saddizzle
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            #45
            Originally posted by legacyofbrutality
            Gorillas are over 8 feet tall when they stand on two feet bro, and no they dont have boxing skills but they do have breaking you in half with one swing skills.
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            • catskills23
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              #46
              If tyson could punch a hole in a wall what makes you think he couldnt knock out a gorilla?.

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              • Hard Boiled HK
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                #47
                I don't know what you guys were thinking when you were curious as to whether or not Tyson can knock out a gorilla if he striked first, but the answer is NO. The gorilla would tear him in half (literally).

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                • KoolWillie
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                  #48
                  catskills look it up on google or something

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                  • STR8KO
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                    #49
                    i don't know what he would do to a gorrilla but a tiger would have fun that day

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                    • catskills23
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                      #50
                      If tyson could punch a hole in a wall what makes you think he couldnt knock out a gorilla?.

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