Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla
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goirillas are not over 8 feet tall . There are only about 5 foot . If mike bobbed and weaved and use lots of headmovement he could evade a gorillas ponderous blows . Then he could attack the gorillas rib cage and take his legs out then he could attack upstairs and finish him off . Gorrilas dont have boxing skills you know .!!!!!!!!!!!..............hahahahahaahahah.......pa use...................hahahaahahahahaahahaahaahaha ah
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At a pressconference before his fight with Tyson, Brian Nielsen was asked a question and he pointed at Tyson and said: "It's me who's going to fight the monkey over there."
He said it in danish. The term he used was "abekat" which really doesn't translate well to english but is a funny childish expression of a monkey.Comment
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LMFAO
litterally laughed out loud reading this thread
I think tyson would win, the gorrila would fail to make weight and the gloves the gorilla uses will be the wrong type
what IDIOT thinks the gorilla is gunna stand on 2 legs and dance around tyson popping the jab?
The gorilla would crush tysons skull with one hand, then pound away at his bloody corpseComment
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