Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

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  • Pico Hollywood
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    #151
    Originally posted by Clegg
    Margarito spars with a gorilla.
    Margarito has no regard for Gorillas lives or units

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    • Fenom
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      #152
      Originally posted by catskills23
      goirillas are not over 8 feet tall . There are only about 5 foot . If mike bobbed and weaved and use lots of headmovement he could evade a gorillas ponderous blows . Then he could attack the gorillas rib cage and take his legs out then he could attack upstairs and finish him off . Gorrilas dont have boxing skills you know .
      Originally posted by legacyofbrutality
      Gorillas are over 8 feet tall when they stand on two feet bro, and no they dont have boxing skills but they do have breaking you in half with one swing skills.
      Originally posted by catskills23
      thats provided the gorilla is able to land on mike with all mikes headmovement.
      !!!!!!!!!!!..............hahahahahaahahah.......pa use...................hahahaahahahahaahahaahaahaha ah

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      • BattlingNelson
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        #153
        Originally posted by Clegg
        Margarito spars with a gorilla.
        At a pressconference before his fight with Tyson, Brian Nielsen was asked a question and he pointed at Tyson and said: "It's me who's going to fight the monkey over there."

        He said it in danish. The term he used was "abekat" which really doesn't translate well to english but is a funny childish expression of a monkey.

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        • The_Ikon
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          #154
          BOX 4REAL, MAN! who is that babe in in your signature line in the heels!!! That's the ONLY MONKEY I want to KO!!! Send me a link to that

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          • Pico Hollywood
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            #155
            Originally posted by The_Ikon
            MAN! who is that babe in in your signature line in the heels!!! That's the ONLY MONKEY I want to KO!!! Send me a link to that
            Vida Guerra


            look her up on google or something.

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            • BattlingNelson
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              #156
              Originally posted by iBox4Real
              !!!!!!!!!!!..............hahahahahaahahah.......pa use...................hahahaahahahahaahahaahaahaha ah
              Yeah funny **** man. Some nuggets are still to come in the thread as you read on.

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              • The_Ikon
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                #157
                Thanks and ummmmm Tyson would get killed by an ape!

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                • xEDDIEx
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                  #158
                  bull****. that ***** gorilla ducked tyson

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                  • TheManchine
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                    #159
                    i cant stop laughing, this **** is too funny,

                    catskills log on and make some more threads

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                    • cosmichorn
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                      #160
                      LMFAO

                      litterally laughed out loud reading this thread

                      I think tyson would win, the gorrila would fail to make weight and the gloves the gorilla uses will be the wrong type

                      what IDIOT thinks the gorilla is gunna stand on 2 legs and dance around tyson popping the jab?

                      The gorilla would crush tysons skull with one hand, then pound away at his bloody corpse

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