Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

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The only way Tyson wins is to low blow and bite the gorillas **** off.

even that would be a bit of a stretch, Gorilla's have baby ****s, in fact according to something I read only 2 inches when they are erect. ......its why they are so angry, lol.

[SkunkApe]

Oh look at what I found. Gene Tunney vs. a Gorilla:

http://www.genetunney.com/gorilla.html

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Interesting....still a gorilla mauls anyone. I doubt a gorilla would give two ****s about Louis' jab, its not going to be circling.

[TheEvilSaint]

tyson by TKO.

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Are we talking prime Tyson?
Before or after he was in prison with other gorillas?
Who's his trainer?
Did King mess him up yet?
Will the Gorilla head butt him?
Will he have a blown out knee?
Will he take the Gorilla lightly?
Will he fail his piss test after the fight?

Man these Tyson threads..............

[catskills23]

Oh look at what I found. Gene Tunney vs. a Gorilla:

http://www.genetunney.com/gorilla.html

see even boxing great gene tunney believes a heavyweight boxer could knock out a gorilla . There skulls are no thicker than ours . If tyson can punch hole's in walls . He could knock out a gorilla.

[LOLORSKATES]

see even boxing great gene tunney believes a heavyweight boxer could knock out a gorilla . There skulls are no thicker than ours . If tyson can punch hole's in walls . He could knock out a gorilla.

Dude your a ****ing idiot. They do have thicker skulls then ours. Ever been to the zoo before? They have skulls out of past apes and have you ever tried putting your hand up against another ones? Our hands are 2 times smaller than a gorilla's and you think Mike Tyson could knock out a gorilla. Your an idiot and good day..Is it cats kills or cat skills?

[catskills23]

[QUOTE=4CornerMessiah]Dude your a ****ing idiot. They do have thicker skulls then ours. Ever been to the zoo before? They have skulls out of past apes and have you ever tried putting your hand up against another ones? Our hands are 2 times smaller than a gorilla's and you think Mike Tyson could knock out a gorilla. Your an idiot and good day..Is it cats kills or cat skills? [/QUOTE


Did you read gene tunneys article he says their skulls arent any thicker than ours and that a big puncher like joe louis could knock . Tunney even say a pro boxer fought a bear and hit the bear with body shots and crippled him . Tunney says that a gorilla has less ribs than humans and a softer stomach than a pro boxer because they arent used to taking shots to the midsection . If tyson hit the silverback with body punches he would cripple him .

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Tunney is an expert?

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Tunney sounds like a fruit loop if you ask me. Whats wrong with him, the animal police should have been all over him.

I'd have hated to go to the zoo with him. 'Yeah I could not out that Giraffe...you see the skull thickness isn't much