Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

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  • Merciless1
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    #451
    This is by far some of the funniest shit I've ever read. I'm on page 15 & plan on reading every post. I just had to stop for a second to recuperate from all the damn laughing I've been doing. Classic stuff here.

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      #452
      Originally posted by Pretty Boy Greg
      p4p in the animal kingdom

      1. Iron Mike
      2. Chimpanzee
      3. Gorilla
      4. Rhino
      5. Honey Badger
      6. Great Whale
      7. Wolverine
      8. Orangutan
      9. Bengal Tiger
      10. Bull

      Thats what Ive learned from this epic thread!!

      Has anyone ever found out what happened to catskills?

      Killer Whale KO1 over Great White Shark.

      Great white sharks always duck Killer Whales when they are in the same waters, the great white leaves.

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      • Pretty Boy Greg
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        #453
        1. Iron Mike
        2. Chimpanzee
        3. Gorilla
        4. Rhino
        5. Honey Badger
        6. Killer Whale
        7. Wolverine
        8. Orangutan
        9. Bengal Tiger
        10. Bull

        Thanks, you are absolutely correct!!
        p4p standings have been updated

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        • Exocet
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          #454
          Originally posted by Pretty Boy Greg
          Has anyone ever found out what happened to catskills?
          Mike Tyson went into his cage and knocked him out.

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          • miniq
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            #455
            Chimpanzee
            Gorilla

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            • Solntse
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              #456
              Originally posted by Jerub Baal
              I'm guessing Mike was suicidal at the time - gorillas can bench press cars for ****s sake......
              So what? Speed kills power and Tyson was really fast.

              Tyson had better speed, footwork, and technique.

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              • WesleySnipes
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                #457
                Originally posted by Merciless1
                This is by far some of the funniest shit I've ever read. I'm on page 15 & plan on reading every post. I just had to stop for a second to recuperate from all the damn laughing I've been doing. Classic stuff here.
                yeah the guys on this forum always doing a great job in being entertaining

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                • Zerwas1
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                  #458
                  The gorilla would've never seen the punch coming and that are the ones who hurt the most.
                  How many humans did the gorilla ever spar with?
                  Who did he ever beat p4p? Not even close to 100
                  Just a record full of gorilla bums.

                  [IMG]http://www.daved****r.com/fusionbb/fbbuploads/med_1227790723-bruno.jpg[/IMG]

                  Still the gorilla would've destroyed him ^^
                  Last edited by Zerwas1; 09-27-2012, 03:11 PM.

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                  • Phantomas
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                    #459
                    This is crazy, even chimpances are faar stronger than the strongest man... fighting a gorilla is suicide.

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                    • Solntse
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                      #460
                      If Tyson got a clean blow to the Gorilla, then he as a chance of winning. The punches you don't see are the ones that hurt the most.

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