Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

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  • NakiFan
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    #321
    Im pretty sure Tysons delusional huggers would think he would win

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    • Spacey1991
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      #322
      Originally posted by legacyofbrutality
      If the price was right he'd fight a lion!

      Seriously though I also heard rumors that Tyson wrestled with the tigers he kept as pets in his backyard, I also heard he punched one of them in the nose. Dont know if theyre true though.


      I honestly want those stories to be true... I could imagine Tyson pouncing onto a tiger and wrestling it!

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      • Spacey1991
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        #323
        Originally posted by Njord777
        Wow. I didn't know this actually took place.

        Tyson vs. Gorilla

        In February of 1988, a month after Mike Tyson destroyed Larry Holmes- with money and fame at his beck and call- the prolific heavyweight champion attempted to enter a Silverback Gorilla cage at the San Diego Zoo. Offering ten thousand dollars cash, Tyson attempted to gain entry to the Gorilla enclosure to, "Knock that hairy ****er out," as he was reported to have claimed.

        Of course, Tyson was denied such entry; and this is the story most know. What some fail to realize is, three months later, Mike Tyson was able to charter a flight to Zimbabwe and, hiring local guides, track down a gorilla in the wild.

        "I'd like to say I knocked him out clean with one punch. I didn't. It took two to drop that hairy fool. I'm indestructible. I'm a whole new species. I'm a monster. I'm a beast. I should be locked up, but they wouldn't dare try." He was quoted as saying- and the aftermath of Tyson's attack on a wild Silverback Gorilla was forever immortalized in this, the only known photograph of the event.

        OMG!! This seriously has me pissing myself with laughter, "Knock the hairy pucker out!"

        The picture was amazing too...

        Green karma sent, and well deserved too!

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        • CockaRoach
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          #324
          Mike would call the gorilla a f*ggot and then **** it till it loves him. and then stomp on its testicles so it could feel his pain.

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            #325
            Originally posted by catskills23
            goirillas are not over 8 feet tall . There are only about 5 foot . If mike bobbed and weaved and use lots of headmovement he could evade a gorillas ponderous blows . Then he could attack the gorillas rib cage and take his legs out then he could attack upstairs and finish him off . Gorrilas dont have boxing skills you know .
            This is the best post ever : ) lol

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            • Dorian
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              #326
              Originally posted by CockaRoach
              Mike would call the gorilla a f*ggot and then **** it till it loves him. and then stomp on its testicles so it could feel his pain.
              lmfao!

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              • nujabes77
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                #327
                prime tyson would KTFO a gorrila but not king kong, truth

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                  #328
                  Originally posted by pacman777
                  prime tyson would KTFO a gorrila but not king kong, truth
                  King Kong was a dude in a mask. Tyson could handle him.

                  If Mike bit the Gorilla I think the gorilla would go crazy and maul him to death.

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                  • billionaire
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                    #329
                    manny pacquiao wanted to fight a gorilla too.....until he found out they come from africa.....

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                    • boxasmash
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                      #330
                      Originally posted by billionaire
                      manny pacquiao wanted to fight a gorilla too.....until he found out they come from africa.....
                      he still wants to fight one.

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