Here's Where All The Floyd Cheat Theories Fail

[koolkc107]

Nah. I shouldn’t. Amazing that you actually had to come on here and save your buddy. That’s cute : )
You know people can read this, right?
And, oh I care about lots of stuff. I wouldn’t expect you to understand nuance (layers maybe?) in argumentation.
I don’t care about Floyd. Actually, that’s a lie. There is a side of me that thinks it would be funny for a guy who constantly bragged about his money to end up broke (trigger warning: same wish for Ted Debiase before the race cards start coming out)

I log in a few times to lurk. Sometimes I see a nonsense argument ripe for the picking.

You got picked today.
We all do.
Careful reasoning = meltdown to you.
I see.
Interesting.

Okay. Now. I’m done.
Cowboy game is getting good

I came back in because you were trying to guess as to my intention in starting this thread and I thought I would clarify that for you.

I did so in hopes that you would actually muster a take that wasn't either factually incorrect, too farfetched to actually be taken seriously, or both.

The only one who needed help here was you.

You are the guy who didn't know the difference between UCI and USADA; you're the guy who said Armstrong never tested positive; you're the guy who swears he doesn't care then writes a mini-novel full of nonsensical conspiracy theories that have less likelihood of being true than life on alien planets.

That's why I asked you to stop.

I should have added "embarrassing yourself" to be clearer.

Nothing you said here is credible.

This is usually the part where I say "good try tho"

Can't do that here, I'm afraid.

I hope that clears things up for you.

[Shape up]

Lol. Come on, man. There is not IV dilution, and oral drinking dilution. It’s not separated that way. Dilution is dilution!!! The rule is that the specific gravity must be 1.005 or higher. An IV doesn’t change that!

And you say he can give 2 drops of urine? Really? You do realize everything must be recorded by the DCO, including the volume of the first sample, right? This is all sent to both the lab and updated to WADA’s database. How the hell does the DCO measure 2drops, and think that raises no eyebrows at the lab or WADA?

This is what I mean. You gave two ridiculous scenarios to try to prove this thing.

You haven't answered one thing, at least it wasn't the same answer as normal when you are confused, ISTUE doe--------------For general rehydration the American College of Sports Medicine recommends ingesting two liters of fluids in 500 ml allocations spaced every 20-30 minutes apart. This is deemed more affective than drinking the same amount in a single setting (bolus). Rapid replacement of fluids promotes increased urine production and less water retention.

[travestyny]

You haven't answered one thing, at least it wasn't the same answer as normal when you are confused, ISTUE doe

Answer what? Was there a question?

[travestyny]

How much does an IV dilute a sample compared to drinking water

Lol. Come on, man. There is not IV dilution, and oral drinking dilution. It’s not separated that way. Dilution is dilution!!! The rule is that the specific gravity must be 1.005 or higher. An IV doesn’t change that!

Looks like I answered your question to me. Do you need me to make it clearer?

It doesn't matter how much one dilutes than the other. What matters is the dilution level. If you have an IV, your sample has to be at a specific gravity of 1.005 or higher. If you drink water, your sample has to be at a specific gravity of 1.005 or higher.

Clearer?

[Shape up]

Looks like I answered your question to me. Do you need me to make it clearer?

It doesn't matter how much one dilutes than the other. What matters is the dilution level. If you have an IV, your sample has to be at a specific gravity of 1.005 or higher. If you drink water, your sample has to be at a specific gravity of 1.005 or higher.

Clearer?

For general rehydration the American College of Sports Medicine recommends ingesting two liters of fluids in 500 ml allocations spaced every 20-30 minutes apart. This is deemed more affective than drinking the same amount in a single setting (bolus). Rapid replacement of fluids promotes increased urine production and less water retention.-------- as I stated, you pee more after drying out to clear body toxins that have built up while drying out, you don't get that issue with IV, the fluid doesn't take the same path

[travestyny]

For general rehydration the American College of Sports Medicine recommends ingesting two liters of fluids in 500 ml allocations spaced every 20-30 minutes apart. This is deemed more affective than drinking the same amount in a single setting (bolus). Rapid replacement of fluids promotes increased urine production and less water retention.

Um....what the actual **** does that have to do with his urine samples being checked for dilution by two separate en******?

[nveleven]

I came back in because you were trying to guess as to my intention in starting this thread and I thought I would clarify that for you.

I did so in hopes that you would actually muster a take that wasn't either factually incorrect, too farfetched to actually be taken seriously, or both.

The only one who needed help here was you.

You are the guy who didn't know the difference between UCI and USADA; you're the guy who said Armstrong never tested positive; you're the guy who swears he doesn't care then writes a mini-novel full of nonsensical conspiracy theories that have less likelihood of being true than life on alien planets.

That's why I asked you to stop.

I should have added "embarrassing yourself" to be clearer.

Nothing you said here is credible.

This is usually the part where I say "good try tho"

Can't do that here, I'm afraid.

I hope that clears things up for you.

You came back in here bc this is what you do. You have thousands of posts on this message board (and are likely someone’s alt as strange as you come across, it wouldn’t surprise me).
Since you won’t listen to reason, I’ll go down to your level:

Nuh uh. Floyd be clean doe. He be like clean den a mawfugga. Man dis society racist. Man, huh. White man awways be racisss.

[ADP02]

Hell, I LIKE FLOYD.

He is a once in a generation fighter.

But, if I was in a lab and I was holding DEFINITIVE, INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF Money cheated....

Step one would be phone calls to media with my bank routing number.

Step two would be me on a beach somewhere with cobalt blue water, snow white sand, and umbrella drinks that come once every 5 minutes.

Unfortunately, Floyd is paying USADA not you and USADA is the one who gave Floyd that big RETRO TUE THANK YOU!!!


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[ADP02]

Nope. You have no proof and I'm tired of telling you that you have no proof.

If USADA was paid off, there wouldn't be a need for a TUE. They would just tell him when they are coming.

Case closed.

A la Lance Armstrong, right? Ooops!

[ADP02]

I'm done with that dude. He's a straight piece of shlt.

Lets hope you can keep your word .... Ciao!

Hey, it's no problem with me.

You're the one who has to live out your existence here knowing I kicked your ass all over the place. My sig will be a constant reminder.

So long, f@g.

Not posting? Did I say that? I said I'm done with you. That doesn't mean I stop clowning you, dlck face



Remember, Remember! Never forget!!!!!

I called it.

Man, you couldn't even hold out for 24 hours.


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