Trump vs ***** boxing match

[Joe Beamish]

They agree to fight in Atlantic City. ***** says, "I want to own my opponent on his own turf, where it will hurt him the most."

In the first two rounds, Trump totally confuses the more hesitant *****. His approach is a bunch of wild lunging, looping feints. But starting in round three, ***** gets his timing down, makes great counters, takes control in the middle rounds. But in round 11, Trump lands a short right hand that ends it. People ask, "how?" and "why?", but it happens anyway.

[Real King Kong]

There's no way trump could do anything athletic for more than 15 seconds. He probably gets gassed from one of his power handshakes.

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trump is friends with tyson, mayweather, etc and photos of his apartment showed boxing books on his coffee table, he's old but he probably knows how to throw a punch

***** is extremely feminine and has wrists that look like they would shatter while trying to open a pickle jar

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trump vs *****s wife would be closer

You mean his husband?


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[Last Roman]

There's no way trump could do anything athletic for more than 15 seconds. He probably gets gassed from one of his power handshakes.

Trust me, his athleticism is tremendous, the best.
He has the best moves.
He is bigly explosive.

[HAMMER77777]

I'm quite pleasantly surprised. I appreciate the sense of humor in here, and I find the lack of blatant partisanship quite refreshing indeed!

[BM dnobagaV]

trump is friends with tyson, mayweather, etc and photos of his apartment showed boxing books on his coffee table, he's old but he probably knows how to throw a punch

***** is extremely feminine and has wrists that look like they would shatter while trying to open a pickle jar

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trump vs *****s wife would be closer

Exactly. Trump has boxing history & knowledge.

[Mike D]

Trust me, his athleticism is tremendous, the best.
He has the best moves.
He is bigly explosive.

[Last Roman]

I'm quite pleasantly surprised. I appreciate the sense of humor in here, and I find the lack of blatant partisanship quite refreshing indeed!

GTFO my thread you beta cuck

[Sadiqkingofko]

Trump's ability to cut the ring is underrated, he'd eventually corner ***** on the ropes and bomb away Marcos Maidana style

You're right but Trump is no longer in his prime, if it were prime vs prime Trump hands down

[Mike D]

You're right but Trump is no longer in his prime, if it were prime vs prime Trump hands down

even a past prime Donald Trump has very, very heavy hands

he also has a granite chin

even *****'s biggest, most perfectly timed power shot would have Trump reacting like