Trump vs ***** boxing match

[Sadiqkingofko]

even a past prime Donald Trump has very, very heavy hands

he also has a granite chin

even *****'s biggest, most perfectly timed power shot would have Trump reacting like

those 3 inch hands are heavy??

[krazyn8tive]

***** smokes and is effeminate. Trump doesn't smoke and is heavy handed (weight class plays a huge roll here). A mediocre heavyweight beats a smoking junior middle 10 times out of 10.

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***** smokes and is effeminate. Trump doesn't smoke and is heavy handed (weight class plays a huge roll here). A mediocre heavyweight beats a smoking junior middle 10 times out of 10.

Mismatch right here folks. Trump kicks *****'s bum ass right now, let alone in his prime.

[Lester Tutor]

This is where the jokesters don't bring up their usual "slickness" phrases. Trump''s chubby slow moving non athletic ass in public vs the faster *****, it's like SRL vs any old out of shape redneck

[SN!PER]

***** shoulder rolls and blocks Trump's weak punches until he injures his rotator cuff. Sensing that Donald is in trouble, Barack comes forward and unleashes a Bronze Bomber style flurry.

[BoxingFan85]

I'll just leave it here in case someone has to retract what they got to say...

[BoxingFan85]

even a past prime Donald Trump has very, very heavy hands

he also has a granite chin

even *****'s biggest, most perfectly timed power shot would have Trump reacting like

Typical racist NSB.. no love for a slick buvva...

[deathofaclown]

I'd say Trump is definitely the heavier handed of the two. He also looks like he has a granite chin. You would probably break your hand on that big head.

***** isn't a huge puncher. Definitely fights on the back foot and probably has a weak chin. He has good footwork though and not easy to catch clean.

I 'd see the fight playing out something similar to Lara v Canelo. ***** runs all night, landing quick flurries and running again. Trump starts to have more success later on. Trump wins via robbery because he's been affiliated with boxing for years and has the judges on his side.

[Graz]

Trump would lumber in and knock out ***** with a liver shot. Rematch would call for Michelle and Melania to go at it. Now that would be entertainment!

[Dr Rumack]

Trump needs a first round knockout, maybe a first minute knockout. I think he would have a Sutherland-like offence in the early stages, pressing ***** hard and looking for an opening for a big hook. Trump's base is solid and if he connects early ***** could be going down.

But if he doesn't, the gas will run out fast. He's slow and heavy and the more ***** turns him, the worse his positioning becomes. Realistically, ***** survives the early onslaught and jabs Trump to death thereafter. Trump will overreact to every feint, and sooner or later ***** lands a peach right on his chin.

Despite being knocked out, Trump will reject the opinion of the so-called judges, buy Boxrec, and record the fight as a win.