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  • Last Roman
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    Trump vs ***** boxing match

    Where would it happen?
    How would the fight progress?
    Should ***** be drug tested before the fight?
    Can Trump overcome the disadvantage of his small hands? I hear I shouldn't worry there is no problem there trust me, his right hook is bigly
  • Holystroke3
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    ***** outboxes Trump, embarrasses him all night, Trump embarrasses himself with terrible wild swinging misses, ***** continues to touch him all night, gets over confident, Trump lands flush and its lights out, Trump makes boxing great again

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    • Last Roman
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      #3
      Originally posted by Holystroke3
      ***** outboxes Trump, embarrasses him all night, Trump embarrasses himself with terrible wild swinging misses, ***** continues to touch him all night, gets over confident, Trump lands flush and its lights out, Trump makes boxing great again
      Trump get's less total points but still wins a unanimous decision somehow

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      • Holystroke3
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        #4
        Originally posted by Last Roman
        Trump get's less total points but still wins a unanimous decision somehow
        #ElectoralJudges

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        • Mike D
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          #5
          classic matchup

          first they'd have to meet at a catchweight doe

          trump weighs in at 240, ***** at 180

          ***** would have the reach and would move a lot better than trump, but how does ***** react when he tastes trump's power?

          I think it would look a lot like Sergio Martinez vs Chavez Jr.

          ***** would box Trump's ears off pretty much the entire way, but all it would take is one big Trump overhand right to change the fight

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          • Sadiqkingofko
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            #6
            I think ***** out boxes him in the ring, and ***** beats him in a landslide in an elelction

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            • Mike D
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              #7
              Originally posted by Sadiqkingofko
              I think ***** out boxes him in the ring
              Trump's ability to cut the ring is underrated, he'd eventually corner ***** on the ropes and bomb away Marcos Maidana style

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                #8
                trump is friends with tyson, mayweather, etc and photos of his apartment showed boxing books on his coffee table, he's old but he probably knows how to throw a punch

                ***** is extremely feminine and has wrists that look like they would shatter while trying to open a pickle jar

                [IMG]http://lh5.ggpht.com/-LDBJEbpgPyU/T6rjVW4d6BI/AAAAAAAAAwc/1VWvE-hloNg/gay-Barack-*****_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800[/IMG]

                trump vs *****s wife would be closer
                Last edited by ////; 03-15-2017, 12:54 AM.

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                • Mike D
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ////
                  ***** is extremely feminine and has wrists that look like they would shatter while trying to open a pickle jar


                  yeah ***** looks like he'd have paulie level punching power

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                  • Mike D
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                    #10
                    tale of the tape

                    *****

                    height 6'2"
                    weight 180
                    punching power 0/10
                    jab effectiveness 6/10
                    ring generalship 8/10
                    footwork 10/10




                    trump

                    height 6'1"
                    weight 240
                    punching power 10/10
                    jab effectiveness 1/10
                    ring generalship 2/10
                    footwork 0/10



                    basically it would come down to whether or not trump could cut the ring in order to land his bombs

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