Save your writers some time over the next few years. Use this generic template: Headline: "Andre Ward to face some guy, promises to fight a real fighter next year"
Body: Roc Nation is pleased to announce that Andre Ward will be facing a fighter that is impossible to lose against. Ticket prices are a less than what you pay your gardener, but if you wait until 3 days before the event they will be given to you for free with the purchase of a scrambled egg breakfast at your local Denny's restaurant. Andre will soon face a fighter you've heard of, as long as the name is not Golovkin. In the meantime, Andre will be facing a stable of mouthpiece owners in a scaled down Oakland Arena 2/3 filled with empty seats, movie extras and cardboard cutouts of human beings.
Body: Roc Nation is pleased to announce that Andre Ward will be facing a fighter that is impossible to lose against. Ticket prices are a less than what you pay your gardener, but if you wait until 3 days before the event they will be given to you for free with the purchase of a scrambled egg breakfast at your local Denny's restaurant. Andre will soon face a fighter you've heard of, as long as the name is not Golovkin. In the meantime, Andre will be facing a stable of mouthpiece owners in a scaled down Oakland Arena 2/3 filled with empty seats, movie extras and cardboard cutouts of human beings.
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