The further Mad Skillz of Borehard Slopkins...

[Guest]

Hopkins came very close to cumming over Dawson's back again.

Some rules from the maestro's handbook here:


1. Always try your best to pin one of your opponent's arms and climb onto his back. Remember: never be afraid to look like a raving faggot who's after a reach around. The sport of boxing was built on these foundations.

2. Never finish a fight without falling onto the canvas at least once, like an Andre Dirrell tribute act. Preferably while crying like a baby who's just shit his diaper. From the streets, dawg.

3. Your head is just an extension of your fists. It is not illegal to headbutt your opponent, as long as it's not excessive. Using the head less than 16 times a round is perfectly acceptable.

4. Always outthink your opponent. It's your mission to execute a gameplan to stay one step ahead of them at all times... even if their trainer and lead strategist is a man who uses his website to sell Weekend At Bernie's II on Betamax.

5. Control your output. This is the most important step. Feel like you want to throw more than three punches a round? Don't be foolhardy in the sport.

[raskat]

1. Always try your best to pin one of your opponent's arms and climb onto his back. Remember: never be afraid to look like a raving faggot who's after a reach around. The sport of boxing was built on these foundations.

2. Never finish a fight without falling onto the canvas at least once, like an Andre Dirrell tribute act. Preferably while crying like a baby who's just shit his diaper. From the streets, dawg.

rofl.............

[Boxingtech718v2]

lol true story hopkins stans wont like it though

[Enzo Mc is SHIT]

Hopkins has had an unbelievable career and the fact that he's still competitive at 47 is a magnificent achievement, but that was one of the most boring fights I've ever seen. About 6 rounds in they should've just given Dawson the belts and got Mitchell and Witherspoon back in the ring for another tear up.

[IronDanHamza]

Some rules from the maestro's handbook here:


1. Always try your best to pin one of your opponent's arms and climb onto his back. Remember: never be afraid to look like a raving faggot who's after a reach around. The sport of boxing was built on these foundations.

2. Never finish a fight without falling onto the canvas at least once, like an Andre Dirrell tribute act. Preferably while crying like a baby who's just shit his diaper. From the streets, dawg.

3. Your head is just an extension of your fists. It is not illegal to headbutt your opponent, as long as it's not excessive. Using the head less than 16 times a round is perfectly acceptable.

4. Always outthink your opponent. It's your mission to execute a gameplan to stay one step ahead of them at all times... even if their trainer and lead strategist is a man who uses his website to sell Weekend At Bernie's II on Betamax.

5. Control your output. This is the most important step. Feel like you want to throw more than three punches a round? Don't be foolhardy in the sport.

Old school, baby! Last of a dying breed!

[New England]

Old school, baby! Last of a dying breed!

old time fighter!

jersey joe

[PACnPBFsuck]

[Guest]

See, Hopkins is so unpopular no one even got mad.

It's a shame he doesn't have more pop in his punches... though if he wanted to put Dawson to sleep he could just show him his highlight reel.

[vcvc]

can u do a paulie malignaggi thread annie?

[Guest]

I think Paulie does a better job of pwning himself than I could.

Though you can chat to him on here - he posts under the username "MetalVomit", usually in the hip hop lounge.