Originally posted by Jim Gray
Some rules from the maestro's handbook here:
1. Always try your best to pin one of your opponent's arms and climb onto his back. Remember: never be afraid to look like a raving faggot who's after a reach around. The sport of boxing was built on these foundations.
2. Never finish a fight without falling onto the canvas at least once, like an Andre Dirrell tribute act. Preferably while crying like a baby who's just shit his diaper. From the streets, dawg.
3. Your head is just an extension of your fists. It is not illegal to headbutt your opponent, as long as it's not excessive. Using the head less than 16 times a round is perfectly acceptable.
4. Always outthink your opponent. It's your mission to execute a gameplan to stay one step ahead of them at all times... even if their trainer and lead strategist is a man who uses his website to sell Weekend At Bernie's II on Betamax.
5. Control your output. This is the most important step. Feel like you want to throw more than three punches a round? Don't be foolhardy in the sport.
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