The further Mad Skillz of Borehard Slopkins...

[BennyST]

I think Paulie does a better job of pwning himself than I could.

Though you can chat to him on here - he posts under the username "MetalVomit", usually in the hip hop lounge.

I'd heard about that from a couple of guys around here. That's great! Amazing to have such a world champ here.

Just couldn't keep my guise to yourself could you? I will neither confirm nor deny who I am, although, quick hint: I'm the best boxer in the world.

Hey Paulie, great to have you here man. Wish I'd known earlier. Cong**** on your last fight. You brought out the beast within and pounded that ****er with brutal power shots! Champion again!

[rambov]

This **** was funny.

[MetalVomit]

I'd heard about that from a couple of guys around here. That's great! Amazing to have such a world champ here.



Hey Paulie, great to have you here man. Wish I'd known earlier. Cong**** on your last fight. You brought out the beast within and pounded that ****er with brutal power shots! Champion again!

Everyone underestimates my power. Just because my KO ratio is a bit low, doesn't mean I can't knock heads off. That's like saying just because a sedan isn't as big as an F-150, that it can't run you over. Youknowmsayin'? I run people over. With my fists.

[deanrw]

Hopkins is so boring, but a great salesman before a fight. In fact I have always considered him a boring and irritating fighter, but he talks with such conviction before a fight that I quickly forget the past and watch it, anxiously waiting for the mad violence that is about to take place. It never does though and I return to hating.

It's like a long wank with no ******, ain't it, Dean? A long wank that involves wrestling your own **** and nutting it repeatedly in the bell end.