Comments Thread For: Victor Ortiz Stumped on Rumors of Kobe Bryant's Ex-Wife

[NearHypnos]

Can't tell if serious... Ortiz would probably KO Kobe? Ortiz doesn't have to land on his chin....Ortiz will break Kobe's hand/wrist if Kobe tries to block..if he even sees the punch... Kobe stands 0 chance.. He was already involved in a fight in the NBA, and he slap-punched someone in the funniest, least manly way ever. Also, the whole ground thing is still kind of funny. The reason take downs are so effective in MMA is because they're not allowed to be hit in the back of the head (obviously, for good reason...) but in a street fight...yeah, go ahead, shoot in, let a recent world champ boxer with insane reflexes hit you ANYWHERE with his bare fist. That's besides the point, but any fighter worth his salt (MMA or boxing) would butt **** Kobe and have him suing for the same thing he was sued for.



Oh...and to the person who said Pac makes more money than Kobe in a year...Please tell me you're kidding when you think Pac is worth 80 mil (in one year no less!) lol. It was reported Pac was worth a measly 20+ mil...which is a lot of money but try to think logically. Last I remember, Kobe was worth over like 150 mil...

[New England]

I'll file your comments away in the cabinet marked, "Another Idiot." I can't believe you have that many points in your profile and said "probably" while referring to Victor Ortiz versus Kobe Bryant in a hypothetical boxing match. ****ing "probably"??? Have you lost your ever loving ****ing mind? In a boxing match there is no "probably, might, could, etc." when referring to Ortiz winning or ko'ing KB24. The correct answer is, "would, without a shadow of doubt, for certain, etc." Just because it's Saturday doesn't mean that you can take your ****** pills and act like you're on a Sunday drive. Like Hopkins said to Pavlik, "Bend your knees more and get your slickness up."

lol. go right ahead man. file away!

christ you guys are clever sometimes.

do you think i give a **** about my post count or my reputation count?

kobe bryant is massive, dude
he is massive. he's 205 lbs in world class condition. he plays close to 100 nba games on a championship year. if he werent in such great shape he'd easily have 50 lbs on ortiz.

in his prime he could jump out of the damn building

ortiz would have trouble hitting him on the chin he's so tall

those are physical advantages. sure, ortiz boxing abilities and experience might offset some of them, but they're not going to simply dissapear because ortiz is a boxer and kobe plays basketball.

to think he simply blows his doors off becasue he's got magical boxing gym dust on him is foolish


in a fight without gloves or rules kobe bryant wouldn't simply get wrecked by a WW like victor ortiz

he is not tommy hearns

now, if you said kobe is goign to fight tommy hearns, i'd start taking measurements for Kobe's casket

but he's not
he's fighting 5'8" victor ortiz, whose best punch is a short right hook that would hardly reach kobe's chin.


like i said, in a boxing match i'm taking ortiz to pick him off and knock him out
but to assume that a street fight without rules is going to be won by default by a WW is foolish
that would be a serious proposition, and he shouldnt be favored by much

[Thread Stealer]

Victor Ortiz would be stumped by any question more complicated than "What's your name?"

LOL...he probably got that wrong on his SAT.

[The Gambler1981]

LOL...he probably got that wrong on his SAT.

Victor Ortiz "yea I scored 450 on my SAT"

Dude 1 "But you get 700 just for spelling your name right"

Victor Ortiz "yea I got that one wrong"

[New England]

Victor Ortiz "yea I scored 450 on my SAT"

Dude 1 "But you get 700 just for spelling your name right"

Victor Ortiz "yea I got that one wrong"

do they let trees take the SAT's?



at least he's cool, though

[The Gambler1981]

do they let trees take the SAT's?



at least he's cool, though

Yea he seems like a good guy, he is just such an easy target hard to not make fun of him.

[New England]

Yea he seems like a good guy, he is just such an easy target hard to not make fun of him.

lol i was totally joking about him being cool


he might be a nice dude or harmless or whatever but he's a bonehead

[Jarlaxle]

All this 'once you go black' stuff doesnt really fit here when you consider that Ortiz's African blood shines so bright. Ortiz has more African features than the average African American.

[xcaret v4]

All this 'once you go black' stuff doesnt really fit here when you consider that Ortiz's African blood shines so bright. Ortiz has more African features than the average African American.

haha u gotta be joking

[isbj]

kobe's wife made more in her divorce than pacquiao's last 5 fights combined.

lmfao!!!!!