Know any jokes about boxers?

[LeG00N]

I got one..



*Knock knock*




























Who's there..?












Sucker..........



















Sucker who?






















































SUCKER PUNCH MAYWEATHER!!!!!!!!



lollololoolol!

I'm ashamed to admit I found that strangely funny ....

so ******ed and simple.

[dan_cov]

Richard Schaefer told a great one today:

"Amir Khan May Have The Best Chin in Boxing"

Hahaha that is the winner! It'll take a miracle to beat that joke.

[dan_cov]

Did u here about that boxer that stabbed a man, Tim something, used to be a heavyweight champion..?

Witherspoon?

No with a Knife!

Hahaa!!! Ffs some quality replies coming in.

[*Khan]

You guys are soooooooooooooo fucking lame. I came into this thread hoping to laugh, but all I found was ****** pointless childish toilet humor. Just stop it.

[The Surgeon]

Hahaa!!! Ffs some quality replies coming in.

Lol glad u liked it i half expected red k for that crap! lol

[dan_cov]

what's the difference between David
Haye and my ****? My ****'s hard when in the presence of a klit
.
Just heard that David Haye's wife has
left him, she said it's not the first time he couldn't hit the Klit
.
David Haye blames "broken toe" for defeat.
More like a "camel toe" as you boxed
like a *****
.
I wonder how much England paid in
sponsorship for David Haye to wear the new England Shirt and get comprehensively beaten on European soil
.
David Haye - 'I think I proved a lot of
people wrong tonight'. Yes, the people that thought you were
going to win
.
Highway cops stopped David Haye.
There was nothing dangerous in the
glove compartment but he wasn't
wearing a belt. Haye's excuse was he
needed a tow.
.
Nice to see David Haye use his "shock" tactic.
By turning up
.
Didn't realise that the symptoms of
Hayefever were puffy eyes, broken toes and heavy disappointment...
.
What's the difference between David
Haye and my trousers? My trousers
have a belt.
.
I think I should get half of David Haye's purse. I watched the fight in 3D, which meant I got closer to Klitschko than he did.
.
I was going to tell a decent joke, but I just can't seem to type properly since I broke my toe.
.
Whats the difference between my wife and David Haye?
My wife can take a punch.
.
Who would of thought Klitchtoe would be reason
.
What's the difference between David
Haye and France?...
Actually there is no difference, they
both give up quickly without resistance.
.
What's the difference
between David Haye and a baked potato?
The baked potato gets better after
being wrapped in tin foil...
.
David Haye's like a cheap
hooker, he's very quick to go down on ya...
.
"Funny, I thought David Haye said he
was going to retire after the fight. I
could have sworn he retired in the first round. #mytoehurts"

Hahaha ''Didn't realise that the symptoms of
Hayefever were puffy eyes, broken toes and heavy disappointment...''

[dan_cov]

Lol glad u liked it i half expected red k for that crap! lol

Haha no it's funny in a corny way. I'd of give you a green K if it would damn let me

[luke1979]

What would England's greatest ever heavyweight, Lennox Lewis, have been if he had not been a boxer?






Canadian.

[Casper101]

I heard Amir Khan is making his acting debut soon. He's starting in the sequel to the movie "Gone in 60 seconds". It's called "Gone in 54 seconds"

What does Michael Jackson and Clottey have in common ?
They both wear gloves for no reason.

And last one... Pacquiao will beat Floyd

Jokes that weren't meant to be funny

[JDezi4]

Only a f@g like you would think about Freddie Roach giving a good hand job.

But ur the one who told me about it.... :|


Uh oh, little fanboy angry that I made fun of his boyfriend's trainer? Cry about it bitch