Know any jokes about boxers?

[ROSTRAM]

.lol. yh. because. his. legacy. and. achievements. are so. crap. right? lol.

what legacy? cherry picking, ducking, multiple retirements or sucker punching? pretty joke of a legacy for TRUE boxing fan like myself.

[dan_cov]

what legacy? cherry picking, ducking, multiple retirements or sucker punching? pretty joke of a legacy for TRUE boxing fan like myself.

No worse than cherry picking, ducking, scared to take a test, fighting at b/s catchweights & peoples left overs, knocked out twice against complete bums, etc

[dan_cov]

Best joke ever!

Q/ Manny Pacquaio will you be willing to take the test to fight Floyd Mayweather?

A/ Talk ta meh pwomoter Bob Awum


Trollololol!

[ROSTRAM]

No worse than cherry picking, ducking, scared to take a test, fighting at b/s catchweights & peoples left overs, knocked out twice against complete bums, etc

bert sugar, larry merchant and ESPN will undoubtedly objectively tell it how it is. for the future BOXING fans. dont worry.

[dan_cov]

bert sugar, larry merchant and ESPN will undoubtedly objectively tell it how it is. for the future BOXING fans. dont worry.

A load old of senile, racist old men, lol.

[Grimmer]

Richard Schaefer told a great one today:

"Amir Khan May Have The Best Chin in Boxing"

[ROSTRAM]

A load old of senile, racist old men, lol.

the race card? Anyway they have been writing boxing history before floyd and ellerbe's first ****sexual hook up. pretty reliable boxing historian if you ask me. lol

[The Surgeon]

Did u here about that boxer that stabbed a man, Tim something, used to be a heavyweight champion..?

Witherspoon?

No with a Knife!

[Leohappy]

what's the difference between David
Haye and my ****? My ****'s hard when in the presence of a klit
.
Just heard that David Haye's wife has
left him, she said it's not the first time he couldn't hit the Klit
.
David Haye blames "broken toe" for defeat.
More like a "camel toe" as you boxed
like a *****
.
I wonder how much England paid in
sponsorship for David Haye to wear the new England Shirt and get comprehensively beaten on European soil
.
David Haye - 'I think I proved a lot of
people wrong tonight'. Yes, the people that thought you were
going to win
.
Highway cops stopped David Haye.
There was nothing dangerous in the
glove compartment but he wasn't
wearing a belt. Haye's excuse was he
needed a tow.
.
Nice to see David Haye use his "shock" tactic.
By turning up
.
Didn't realise that the symptoms of
Hayefever were puffy eyes, broken toes and heavy disappointment...
.
What's the difference between David
Haye and my trousers? My trousers
have a belt.
.
I think I should get half of David Haye's purse. I watched the fight in 3D, which meant I got closer to Klitschko than he did.
.
I was going to tell a decent joke, but I just can't seem to type properly since I broke my toe.
.
Whats the difference between my wife and David Haye?
My wife can take a punch.
.
Who would of thought Klitchtoe would be reason
.
What's the difference between David
Haye and France?...
Actually there is no difference, they
both give up quickly without resistance.
.
What's the difference
between David Haye and a baked potato?
The baked potato gets better after
being wrapped in tin foil...
.
David Haye's like a cheap
hooker, he's very quick to go down on ya...
.
"Funny, I thought David Haye said he
was going to retire after the fight. I
could have sworn he retired in the first round. #mytoehurts"

[bboy80]

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