Which American boxer best represents God in our increasingly secular world?

[Coverdale]

The Abrahamic Gods are out, undefeated American boxers are in. Please name your secular God below, provide your rationale and describe methods of worship of them which will permit ascent to materialist heaven.

[famicommander]

There is no god, it's a story made up to control people of low intelligence.

[Dakuwaqa]

Your mum

[Fighter Club]

... and you thought the BoxingUpdate threads were bad.

[RingoKid]

Bommmmmbsquadddd!!!!

[SouthpawRight]

this poster's meltdown is lackluster

[MarbleFallsMauler]

H omo Deus est!

[IronDanHamza]

Which God?

[Joseph]

Joe Pesci.

[Smash]

rocky balboa