The Mighty Oilskin Joe Parker may be the best heavyweight of his era

[pollywog]

Jokes aside, Parker is not very good, I think we can all agree on that.

Another guy telling others what WE can all agree on. What the fück is it with these guys ?

Is it dumbing down by social media, whereby if you don't get spoonfed an opinion, you dont have one? ...or maybe you've googled yourself into lacking critical analysis skills to know when you're being brainfücked into regurgitating drivel but think you're an expert cos " you done the research ?

Uh champ, you kinda gotta canvas and get consensus from others before deciding what everyone can ALL agree on and in this fractured and flawed world you'd be pissing in the wind.

[gauze]

i agree....parker is way better than muhammad ali. he would have beat both klitschkos at the same time. i'm willing to include his amateur record, so he's actually 105-0 which makes him the greatest fighter of all time. does anyone have nude photos of him so i can hog off?

[M312]

He's a bum.

He wouldn't even beat 2025 Joe Joyce.

Would be FLATTENED AGAIN

[IronDanHamza]

Another guy telling others what WE can all agree on. What the fück is it with these guys ?

Is it dumbing down by social media, whereby if you don't get spoonfed an opinion, you dont have one? ...or maybe you've googled yourself into lacking critical analysis skills to know when you're being brainfücked into regurgitating drivel but think you're an expert cos " you done the research ?

Uh champ, you kinda gotta canvas and get consensus from others before deciding what everyone can ALL agree on and in this fractured and flawed world you'd be pissing in the wind.

By "we" I mean anyone with more than two brain cells.

So you, of course, don't apply there.

And to be honest that goes for all spastic inbred Samoans like yourself.

[kafkod]

AJ was on his bike for most of the Parker fight knowing he only had to go the distance to get the decision and ducked any rematch since.

Just like he was vs Fat Andy 2. If AJ had tried to press the action or the ref had let Parker go to work AJ may have gone the way of Ruiz 1, when the fat amerexican made him quit in the corner with no ref to save him.

That Parker has taken on all comers your fraudulent countrymen have ducked and is due a title shot or a belt speaks volumes to his ambitions.

What do Fury, Joshua and Dubois the fake U.K ex champs want to do ? Sweet fück all. They made bank and pretty much called it quits now.

Again, absolute bollocks. Parker chose to box with AJ instead of trying to put it on him, because that's Joe's style. He's a boxer, not a pressure fighter, like Ruiz or DDD, and he actually has less of an inside game than AJ. Stop trying to pretend he's some kind of antipodean version of Chisora. That's not who Parker is.

He has been beaten 3 times by UK opponents. That's a fact that no amount of butt hurt whinging from you is going to change.

[pollywog]

By "we" I mean anyone with more than two brain cells.

So you, of course, don't apply there.

And to be honest that goes for all spastic inbred Samoans like yourself.

Just cos you got 3 brain cells doesn't make you clever.

Oh and there's another thing dumbasses say, 'of course'. Like their rëtarded brain thinks everyone thinks like them.

'And to be honest,' implies you're lying about everything else except the one thing you're being honest about.

And as for the inbreeding...lol projecting much ?

Did mummy love you too much in the wrong way or not enough in the right way ?

[pollywog]

i agree....parker is way better than muhammad ali. he would have beat both klitschkos at the same time. i'm willing to include his amateur record, so he's actually 105-0 which makes him the greatest fighter of all time. does anyone have nude photos of him so i can hog off?

Nope...but i can send you a pair of my skiddy undies and you can imagine they're Joes ?

[pollywog]

Again, absolute bollocks. Parker chose to box with AJ instead of trying to put it on him, because that's Joe's style. He's a boxer, not a pressure fighter, like Ruiz or DDD, and he actually has less of an inside game than AJ. Stop trying to pretend he's some kind of antipodean version of Chisora. That's not who Parker is.

He has been beaten 3 times by UK opponents. That's a fact that no amount of butt hurt whinging from you is going to change.

Yep...a naive Parker with a grifting trainer and out of his depth manager got jobbed by AJ and Whyte 7 years ago and got annhilated by Prime Juggernaut. Thems the facts!

And no, Ruiz isnt a pressure fighter. He's a fast handed counter puncher. He couldn't apply any pressure vs AJ 2 cos Joshua was on his bike for 12 rounds playing pitty pat. Like he was vs Parker.

DDD is a confidence fighter who needs to be wound up by his opposition, like what Miller, Hrgy and AJ did. Take that away and he's a scared little boy who quits under the pump.

Chisora is the definition of pressure, but Parker dubiously negated that once and then positively toyed with him in the rematch.

2025 is Kronk Parker. He would have splattered Dubois like he did Bakole, like he should Wardley and can vs Usyk, who knows it!

[gauze]

Nope...but i can send you a pair of my skiddy undies and you can imagine they're Joes ?

upload photos of your poopy underoos in this thread. do you have the heart of a champion? will you make the sacrifice?

[pollywog]

upload photos of your poopy underoos in this thread. do you have the heart of a champion? will you make the sacrifice?

I'd love to but I've since learnt to wipe my arse properly so you're shït out of luck.

Guess I'm just a fraudulent pretender!


Maybe ask the guy M312 who likes men in panties. He's prolly got an entire collection.