What are the rules with Tyson Furys shorts?

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  • dan_cov
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    #1

    What are the rules with Tyson Furys shorts?

    I understand nothing below the naval but how do you determine where his naval actually is when his shorts are pulled over his greedy belly?

    I've never seen a fighter wear their shorts so high.
    His cup protector is pulled right past his liver

  • dan_cov
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    #2
    Its not like they've moved up, they are practically pulled up to his damn armpits all fight.
     

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    • Dolor
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      #3
      Always reminds me of Obelix - or a fat baby in diapers.


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      Last edited by Dolor; 05-19-2024, 07:48 PM.

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      • _Rexy_
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        #4
        They were pulled up to his **** from the opening bell.

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        • crimsonfalcon07
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          #5
          Rules aren't about the shorts. Low blows are defined by the navel line. Ref will dictate where on the shorts is legal, if anywhere. Since Fury has his so high, it's probably likely that most of the belt is legal.

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          • dirty fingers
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            #6
            Those high shorts/****guard are ****ing illegal. There's only one reason he pulls them up that high: he's soft to the body.

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            • crimsonfalcon07
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              #7
              Originally posted by Hous

              Doesn't it add a lot of cushon though?
              Maybe. It also makes it easier for him to complain about valid body shots. He's not exactly the cleanest fighter ever. I'm just glad to see the usual suspects that claimed he was the greatest fighter ever being a little quieter.

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              • juggernaut666
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                #8
                Originally posted by dan_cov
                I understand nothing below the naval but how do you determine where his naval actually is when his shorts are pulled over his greedy belly?

                I've never seen a fighter wear their shorts so high.
                His cup protector is pulled right past his liver

                It’s a cartoon that back fired on him . It’s like the bugs bunny cartoons where you see zany things on the tv that couldn’t post happen but here we are .

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                • BustedKnuckles
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                  #9
                  The only rule is no rules.

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                  • pollywog
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                    #10
                    Those aren't shorts. They're a skirt. Different rules entirely.

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