Glancing punches. My wife hit me and I got woke

[Zaroku]

is being a spring board and taking punishment a way of life

[Zaroku]

I guess I’m the only guy who gets beat by his wife

[famicommander]

If your wife is actually hitting you, divorce her immediately. Nothing good can come from relationship violence. Especially if you retaliate and happen to do some actual damage. Could end up ruining both of your lives.

[Beercules]

Did she find out about another J Wimminz

[Spray_resistant]

No wife, happy life.

[Zaroku]

Did she find out about another J Wimminz

Yes and they will support you

[Zaroku]

No wife, happy life.

Yeah man my wife won’t let me get fat.

[Spray_resistant]

Yeah man my wife won’t let me get fat.

No wife means more gym time doe

[Zaroku]

No wife means more gym time doe

She hits with fists of tutu.

she beats me up regularly

[Roadblock]

She hits with fists of tutu.

she beats me up regularly

Who is wearing the outfit and who has the duck tape?