Glancing punches. My wife hit me and I got woke

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  • Zaroku
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    Glancing punches. My wife hit me and I got woke



    is being a spring board and taking punishment a way of life
  • Zaroku
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    I guess I’m the only guy who gets beat by his wife

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    • famicommander
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      #3
      If your wife is actually hitting you, divorce her immediately. Nothing good can come from relationship violence. Especially if you retaliate and happen to do some actual damage. Could end up ruining both of your lives.

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      • Beercules
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        #4
        Did she find out about another J Wimminz

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        • Spray_resistant
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          #5
          No wife, happy life.

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          • Zaroku
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            #6
            Originally posted by Beercules
            Did she find out about another J Wimminz
            Yes and they will support you

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            • Zaroku
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              #7
              Originally posted by Spray_resistant
              No wife, happy life.
              Yeah man my wife won’t let me get fat.

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              • Spray_resistant
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                #8
                Originally posted by Zaroku

                Yeah man my wife won’t let me get fat.
                No wife means more gym time doe

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                • Zaroku
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Spray_resistant

                  No wife means more gym time doe
                  She hits with fists of tutu.

                  she beats me up regularly

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                  • Roadblock
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zaroku

                    She hits with fists of tutu.

                    she beats me up regularly
                    Who is wearing the outfit and who has the duck tape?

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