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  • buge
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    #31
    Originally posted by kafkod

    Or like thinking you're some kind of 21st century Da Vinci because you patented a prosthetic bell-end for ********.
    wait, what is this?

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    • TonyGe
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      #32
      Originally posted by denium
      And by extension I guess they probably think that they would beat Joshua/Wilder as well.

      So, are todays top heavyweights that bad that they would lose to welterweights? Or are these old fools just living in a dream world?
      What boxing experts?? If they mean it litterally they are crazy.

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      • Willie Pep 229
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        #33
        Your boy is soft in the middle. Any size HW skilled at going to the body will break him. Wait for it.

        You fell through the 'my guy is unbeatable' trap door.

        It's OK many have come before you . . . Sullivan. Jeffries. Johnson, Willard, Dempsey, Louis, Liston, Ali, Foreman, Tyson all, at one time or another, wore that label . . . until they didn't.

        This will be a good education for you.

        He's soft in the middle . . .

        "Is this the real life, is it just fantasy, caught in a landslide, no escape from reality."

        . . . just wait!

        P. S. Bill never said that physics didn't apply above a certain weight. Granted, what he was saying I couldn't parse either, but he didn't say that . . . Cheap shot!

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        • kafkod
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          #34
          Originally posted by buge

          wait, what is this?
          If he's telling the truth, he designed and patented a prosthetic penis for transexuals.
          Last edited by kafkod; 07-01-2021, 07:55 AM.

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            #35
            Originally posted by kafkod

            If he's telling the truth, he designed and patented a prosthetic ***** for transexuals.
            Tbf he's probably making good money on it.

            Loads of ******** around nowadays.

            Hey Marchegiano have you tried cracking the Thai market?

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              #36
              Originally posted by denium

              Tbf he's probably making good money on it.

              Loads of ******** around nowadays.

              Hey Marchegiano have you tried cracking the Thai market?
              You asked bud

              Short answer is I have no more markets to crack. I made bad moves prior to covid, not knowing covid was around the corner, and so even though it is a money maker I am a bit broke at the moment. Like, normal broke not excessive broke. I went from being able to drop a 100K on an idea to having to consider 5k but it's coming back as nations open up. I really need England back tbh. Y'all don't buy so much as promote like a mother ****er. Make an Englishman happy with themselves and boy do you have a loyal fan.



              I am a real life prosthetist. I don't exclusively work for ********, that's where the majority of my patents came from and work without cuffs. You make a thing for an entity like a hospital or government, there's very, very, specific specs you have to hit. You're not allowed to try anything new, everything is standard and safe and boring as ****. It might be more impressive to you if I said **** like I work for NASA, US Navy, Veteran Affairs, etc, but if you knew the tooling world then you'd know that's some basic **** really. All it says is I am dependable. Not exceptional. You can hire me to do some **** that's done been established and not expect excuses. That's all that is and since I know that I am not impressed, I do not brag on it.

              The ****** **** was really an opportunity to flex. There are no standards for what is yet to be invented and what it takes to make a man become even a haggish woman from a tech perspective is so different very few standardization exist in those products. They are all made out of class vi medical grade silicone formulas. My last mold works at 750F degrees, lined with eletromagnets, ionization field based on tesla's conical coil, atomization which is really just a modified car paint spray gun on a semi-robotic arms. The arm is electromechanical, it can only do one thing. It's hot to make the silicone cure quickly. It's all controlled get this, by cheap ass e-cig short-circuit protection chips.The silicone is atomized, then the transformer ionizes the area and the magnets give that ionized air flow, the atomized silicone rides the flow, the heat cures it more quickly. On top of this ****, the shaping is inside-out and twisted. Ain't no seems on nothing because their are no sides because magnets instead. The whole point is to make a skin milimeters thick that performs like a latex balloon but made of class vi silicone. Never been done before, but I did it. This ***** goes from 5' to 15' and from 28 inch waist to 20 foot waist. I don't even know is ions is doing a GD thing. There's metal flakes in silicone though so between the metal, magnets, air, and ions what I want to happen is happening. It's too new for me to really know what's working and what was just an idea and is useless operation in reality.

              That's just a tad more clever than I got left side of an arm, right side of an arm, and a center bit to make it hollow so when I put it all together y'all can stick your stump in this arm-shaped rubber. It's got a seem but we hide it in pain effects. It stretches like nothing, feels the same way the whole entire product no matter where you touch, it's just an ass product I can make better but am not allowed to if I want paid. Doesn't even matter if the patient is down unless they hire me privately and like no one can afford that.

              I own Thailand. I own the whole ****ing ****** world. Doesn't matter if you're talking about America and our friendly trade partners or places like North Korea and Iran who both ain't about that American deals life or that LGBT ****. There's a few options but only one designer in the whole industry. Everyone who you can consider a competitor waits for me to make something new like my second paragraph then redoes the new **** in the style of cheap halloween costumes. I got no seem, they got ****ing zippers in their skin It's really, really, low end ****. China does alright because they hire models, female models, so they can take really good pics and hide their seems and lack of stretch or inhuman movement in those. Everyone else you can tell from the pics there's levels to this **** and only one on top. My designs come first and the ******** know it. My designs are superior to their counterfeits and the ******** know it. My tech is exclusive and I don't even hide how I do it. I'll tell anyone who ever asks all about my inventions because the truth is a halloween costume maker is gonna have about as much success as you, no offense, trying to follow me. It ain't standard, there ain't no college to teach you. Consequently, this ain't like Apple/Android. There's no fight. I am the king, this is my industry, and I have more patents in mold making than any man period in the history of tooling. With 3d printing coming for us hard and fast I might be the last of the great mold makers too. It's very clear to them where **** comes from and the changes made from my products to cheap counterfeits. You don't have to know what class vi is or what TPE is to understand you saved 500 on a product but what you bought is dust in couple years while your friend online bought my **** a decade ago and still wears it daily. You'll end up spending more and getting rashes in other ****. Can't move every way you want to, have to pose specifically, it's a whole world of real ****ty products and me. A real prosthetist looking to flex on his skills.

              So even in the DPRK, what they do is meet in China to get it.

              Iranians go to Thailand actually. Ironically enough.

              Russia doesn't have laws they say are against my products but they don't like my **** so we go around Russian customs with Uzbek and Ukrainian middlemen, I have a shop in Russia I stock in a really ****ed way.

              Germany is a central hub, folks from all over hit my shop in Germany because it's so central in Europe.

              SA handles the rest of Africa. Big place, not sure how they manage it, not my problem though.

              The Americas are just cool with trans **** though. Never had a customs return from them. South, here of course, Canada, Mexico, all cool with LGBT.


              There's no place in the world you can possibly be interested in a nonsurgical solutions to 'transformation' and not know about me. Thailand specifically is pretty big on natural ******** if that makes sense. They like their chicks with ****s, so they're not really a major buyer, but, they are a hub for buyers. They're cool with it and surrounded by ******s who are not so they do me well in a way anyway.



              I'll talk my ****** **** all goddamn day long. I'm proud of that ****.

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              • Nash out
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                #37
                Originally posted by Robbie Barrett
                Crusierweight Cunningham wasn't a big puncher and he outboxed and dropped Fury, so claiming Fury would win because of size is BS. He ran around and did fck all against a safety first Wlad and Wilder is one of (if not) the least skilled title holders ever. Nowhere near ATG for me. There's a reason he doesn't consistently fight top opposition and cherry picks. Fury being a pillow puncher means the ATGs have nothing to fear, they'd tear him up.
                Cunningham was 2013, and Fury was regarded as at best a top 20 HW, hardly the Fury of today. He was rocked/dropped by Pajkic and Firth a year earlier, he was nowhere near what he is now. Chisora 2 in December 2014 was when he went up another level all together, before absolutely schooling Wlad, and he was went up another level since. The Cunningham argument is weak. Might as well use Pajkic. Fury was domestic level then.

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                • Marchegiano
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                  #38


                  I don't make those masks....that's cheap halloween ****. The suit I made, it's a third generation design so from like 2010. It's old as **** but you get the idea.

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                  • Robbie Barrett
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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Nash out

                    Cunningham was 2013, and Fury was regarded as at best a top 20 HW, hardly the Fury of today. He was rocked/dropped by Pajkic and Firth a year earlier, he was nowhere near what he is now. Chisora 2 in December 2014 was when he went up another level all together, before absolutely schooling Wlad, and he was went up another level since. The Cunningham argument is weak. Might as well use Pajkic. Fury was domestic level then.
                    Went up a level? Boxing isn't a computer game. Fighters don't just jump up levels in their ability, it doesn't work like that. There's a reason he has only fought 2 top 10 fighters in his career. One which was safety first and he did nothing himself and one of the least skilled title holders ever. He knows himself it isn't that good. If he ever decides to get in the ring with Joshua the whole world will see it too.

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                      #40
                      Some posters in a different thread picked Fury to lose a fight and it bothers you? That's the reason for the thread?

                      Fury is an excellent fighter and I do feel somebody like Marciano would find it too hard to get past the size difference as well as the skills Fury brings. But if somebody thinks otherwise who cares?

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