Both fighters would've died from the sheer enkillenation. Everyone from the judges up till the 7th row would've died as well from the shock and horror and radiation sickness.
Last shot filmed by the HBO crew would show Lampley disembowling himself center ring with a samurai sword, Merchant shooting himself in the prostate with a .357 Magnum over a ring card girl while groping her breasts and Max attempting to slit his wrists, VERTICALLY with Merchant's razor sharp dentures.
Everyone else in the arena would lapse into lifetime lasting comas. All who watched the fight live on TV would suffer PTSD, depression, flashbacks, hallucinations and fall into despair.
77% of TV viewers would commit suicide by the first year anniversary of the fight.
The 23% hapless souls who were incapable of suicide would live lone, solitary lives. Society would cast them out for not doing the only humane thing after witnessing such a perverse, inhumane display.
Pariahs they would become... Driven mad by despair they would wander the lands not living but rather enduring in some vain attempt at reconciliation with existence itself. There's would be a story of darkness and doubt till the end of their days.
"And lo the boxing fan looked upon the Coralles-Gatti fight. And from that day forth... He was as one dead."
Last shot filmed by the HBO crew would show Lampley disembowling himself center ring with a samurai sword, Merchant shooting himself in the prostate with a .357 Magnum over a ring card girl while groping her breasts and Max attempting to slit his wrists, VERTICALLY with Merchant's razor sharp dentures.
Everyone else in the arena would lapse into lifetime lasting comas. All who watched the fight live on TV would suffer PTSD, depression, flashbacks, hallucinations and fall into despair.
77% of TV viewers would commit suicide by the first year anniversary of the fight.
The 23% hapless souls who were incapable of suicide would live lone, solitary lives. Society would cast them out for not doing the only humane thing after witnessing such a perverse, inhumane display.
Pariahs they would become... Driven mad by despair they would wander the lands not living but rather enduring in some vain attempt at reconciliation with existence itself. There's would be a story of darkness and doubt till the end of their days.
"And lo the boxing fan looked upon the Coralles-Gatti fight. And from that day forth... He was as one dead."
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