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Originally posted by KnockoutTheFat View PostRun w/ Knives, why did you say SOME call him God? Not unless you rate him P4P higher than God then I can accept that.
They won't realize despite overwhelming proof how the Tyeminator = God.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Tye Fields were cloned, then it would be possible for a Tye Fields left-hook to meet another Tye Fields left hook. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Originally posted by WetSexyLlamaPR View PostTye Fields once uppercutted a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Tye Fields' weight is his ****.
Alright I'm done sorry. Just can't help myself sometimes.
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Originally posted by WetSexyLlamaPR View Post70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Tye Fields' weight is his ****.
Alright I'm done sorry. Just can't help myself sometimes.
Mr. F is does not fit the statistical range in any form of computation, because his penis has infinite qualities. Modern science has not yet developed a system to measure the TyeMandingo's organ because it breaches in distance what we now know as dimmensional planes.
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Originally posted by RunW/Knives View PostThe classical definition of a "penis" as an organ only applies to us mortals. The average length of a Man's Penis is between 4-13 inches.
Mr. F is does not fit the statistical range in any form of computation, because his penis has infinite qualities. Modern science has not yet developed a system to measure the TyeMandingo's organ because it breaches in distance what we now know as dimmensional planes.
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