Some Call Him God.

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  • WetSexyLlamaPR
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    #41
    Originally posted by MikeBrew328
    Tye fields never trains. He flies.
    Tye Fields doesn't play god. Playing is for children

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    • WetSexyLlamaPR
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      #42
      Tye Fields can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night...

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        #43
        Originally posted by KnockoutTheFat
        Run w/ Knives, why did you say SOME call him God? Not unless you rate him P4P higher than God then I can accept that.
        Because there will always be classical dissenters.

        They won't realize despite overwhelming proof how the Tyeminator = God.



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          #44
          Tye Fields once uppercutted a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

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            #45
            Originally posted by RunW/Knives
            Tye Fields beat every living creature down at different times and planes of existence. Any time any creature has a nightmare it's the direct result of being Tyematized or having Field's Syndrome
            LMFAO....I actually had tears come out my eyes

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              #46
              Human cloning is outlawed because if Tye Fields were cloned, then it would be possible for a Tye Fields left-hook to meet another Tye Fields left hook. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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                #47
                Originally posted by WetSexyLlamaPR
                Tye Fields once uppercutted a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
                Mr. F obviously invented water.



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                • WetSexyLlamaPR
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                  #48
                  70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Tye Fields' weight is his ****.

                  Alright I'm done sorry. Just can't help myself sometimes.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by WetSexyLlamaPR
                    70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Tye Fields' weight is his ****.

                    Alright I'm done sorry. Just can't help myself sometimes.
                    The classical definition of a "penis" as an organ only applies to us mortals. The average length of a Man's Penis is between 4-13 inches.

                    Mr. F is does not fit the statistical range in any form of computation, because his penis has infinite qualities. Modern science has not yet developed a system to measure the TyeMandingo's organ because it breaches in distance what we now know as dimmensional planes.



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                    • KnockoutTheFat
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                      #50
                      Originally posted by RunW/Knives
                      The classical definition of a "penis" as an organ only applies to us mortals. The average length of a Man's Penis is between 4-13 inches.

                      Mr. F is does not fit the statistical range in any form of computation, because his penis has infinite qualities. Modern science has not yet developed a system to measure the TyeMandingo's organ because it breaches in distance what we now know as dimmensional planes.
                      LMAO WTF

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