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    #11
    Tye Fields speaks backwards in all languages fluently.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Phantasm
      Tye Fields discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Tye Fields is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Tye Fields punched him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
      Man that's my favorite one so far. If I could give you more Green K I would. Do you mind if I put that one in my sig. Well after of course you ask Tye Fields if it's ok first.

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        #13
        Tye Fields' own shadow is afraid of HIM.

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          #14
          There is no such thing as darkness. Only the Absence of Tye Fields.



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            #15
            The molecular structure of one of Tye Field's back hairs was studied and synthesized to create fibers for military armor.

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              #16
              Tye Fields counted to infinity-twice.

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                #17
                P4P, Tye Fields KO's PBF, Cotto, Margarito, Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Leonard, Willie Pep, and Muhammad Ali... on the same night.

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                  #18
                  Tye Fields can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.

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                    #19
                    If you ask Tye Fields what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he knocks you out with a left hook to the face.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by WetSexyLlamaPR
                      If you ask Tye Fields what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he knocks you out with a left hook to the face.
                      My sides literally can't take much more of this.



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