Some Call Him God.

[WetSexyLlamaPR]

Tye Fields once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

[squealpiggy]

Tolstoy originally wrote War and Peace about Napoleon's armies marching on Tye Fields. The book was only two pages long.

Tye Fields can never be pound-for-pound. Each of the pounds he weighs is worth four of your earth pounds.

[drloomis69]

Once a month Tye Fields has sex with every woman on earth .....and then they bleed for five days.

[KESSLER]

I call him a bum.

[QuCongee]

He looks like a damn Orc.

[ben41193]

These are all chucknoriis jokess

[Sttuddahboy619]

They say that 75% of earth is cover with water.That's bull**** everyone know that 99% of earth is covered with Tye Fields!

[The Wire]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tye_Fields

[MindBat]

Those poor souls who named Tye Fields "Tye Fields", have been wiped off the face of this earth for 10 millenia.

They were beheaded for violating the long established rules of a once great English language.

[Dorian]

The Church of Tye of Latter-day Fields
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/group.php?groupid=15

look at the pics