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  • Dorian
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    #71
    Originally posted by The Wire
    "Tye Fields is in fact not human, rather a genetic experiment by a mad scientist from Scotland attempting to create the ultimate fighting machine. Indeed, said mad scientist appears to have succeeded for surely there is no greater fighter ever to have walked the planet than Tye Fields. It is rumoured that Tye Fields is scared of nothing other than the sky falling on his head"

    wtf

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    • MindBat
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      #72
      Tye Fields will face himself in a major, live, Telivised event where he will knock himself clear out of the steel re-enforced caged ring to the inhuman delight of thousands of axe wielding midgets, dwarfs, and elves chanting:
      "Tye Forever!"

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      • Dorian
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        #73
        Originally posted by MindBat
        Tye Fields will face himself in a major, live, Telivised event where he will knock himself clear out of the steel re-enforced caged ring to the inhuman delight of thousands of axe wielding midgets, dwarfs, and elves chanting:
        "Tye Forever!"
        Nice avatar

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        • Allucard
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          #74
          Originally posted by 2501
          The molecular structure of one of Tye Field's back hairs was studied and synthesized to create fibers for military armor.
          hahahahaha. Tye Fields sideback was supposed to be Danny Williams but they both agreed this would result in death to all other fighters, so they canceled that. Even alone Tye is a huge force to recon with.

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          • Run
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            #75
            People talk about our tragic loss at Normandy in WWII. It just so happens the idea of Germans defending a beach front is obsolete.

            Mr. F was on vacation and took a bet throwing potatoes. In fact he accidentally destroyed an invading front with the durable projectiles.



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              #76
              It's not possible to have a size advantage over the F-Bomb in a fight.

              Dr F simply crates matter and influences mankind's perception of thus.



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