Bore Hard Slopkins: His legendary HOF Resume

[ИATAS]

BHOP just isnt the same dude who your nutting over homie.

This is just a gay ass comment.

BHOP doesnt fight the way he fought against the names you listed anymore.

He is still the same fighter who beat Tarver and Wright. Yes, the Wright match was ugly as **** but like others have already pointed out it was a bad match up - both fighters make their opponents fight like ****, so naturally it was a ugly match (like most everyone predicted it would be).

I have no delusions of b-hop. I think he's past his prime. I thought he should have retired after Tarver. But with that being said, he's one of the smartest fighters in the ring. He knows how to control fights and take his opponents game plan away.

There is nothing really THAT impressive with Kessler. warp1432 accurately pointed out that Kessler isn't really athletic. Hopkins would take complete control against any fighter like that, even at age 42. Hopkins doesn't get hit, Kessler would land around 20% of his punches all night long, imo.

[Guest]

Anorak some of what you say is credible but you are a Giant ****** and always trash Americans from a continent away so **** you ***got! come over here and say that **** and youll get smacked! See how easy it is to be tough on a message board?

Yeah, it's all about me being a Brit trashing Yanks, ain't it?

I mean, the fact that I've got two American fighters in my sig and a Ricky Hatton KO'd avatar is meaningless... I just like trashing Yanks, don't I? :wank:

[Guest]

who has a better record, mayweather or B-Hop?

You know, I'd have to say Floyd. And, despite the advance in age, I'd have to say his victory over Oscar is a LOT more impressive to me, given the respective sizes of them both.

[Guest]

[Gatti9783]

Calslappy isn't even fighting our best. Hopkins will be 43 years old. Glad to see the UK fans are making it out to be as big as Hatton/Mayweather. LMAO.

[RichCCFC]

I respect Hopkins but I think in his old age this fight will be something like Calzaghe - Bika. Calzaghe winning clearly but not without taking some head butts, low blows and some solid punches.

[Guest]

Calslappy isn't even fighting our best. Hopkins will be 43 years old. Glad to see the UK fans are making it out to be as big as Hatton/Mayweather. LMAO.

Yeah... the video was a JOKE, moron. But please, feel free to keep generalising.

[alexisallmighty]

beRnaRd's da Man!!

I've seen a lot of talk over this lately, so let's take a look at this "modern great", eh?

(Before anyone starts, I've got three Yanks in my sig, and all of my favourite middleweights are Americans... just not Bore Hard).

The Beginnings: Loses his first fight on points against the legendary Clinton Mitchell, a guy who went on to have three more fights before being KTFO by another nobody. The legendary Bore Hard has arrived!! After 22 more fights against such stellar competition as "Who The **** Is He?" and "I Haven't Got A ****ing Clue" Bore Hard steps up and carves out a HOF career by taking on Roy Jones Jr. Calzaghe hasn't got anyone on his ledger that's near the status of Roy Jones. What's that? Hopkins LOST the fight to Roy Jones? STFU, ***got!!

Middleweight champ: Nearly two years after this defeat he finally becomes a champ by taking a vacant IBF belt against the awe-inspring Segundo Mercado, a guy he'd previously fought to a draw with. After this he spends the next five years defending that single belt during his "prime" by taking on such red hot competition as Steve Frank, Joe Lipsey, Robert Allen and William Bo James. The first bout with Allen is a No Contest, which goes towards his "twenty defences" (WTF???) Glen Johnson is a rare abberation in this line up of mediocrity.

The Unification Years: Bore Hard takes another belt against the incomparable Keith Holmes, then cements his legacy by beating Tito Trinidad, a man whose ideal weight was 13lbs below and who had had just one bout at middleweight, stopping the mighty William Joppy. More greats follow on Bore Hard's resume, with Morrade Hakkar and Carl Daniels falling to this legend. By this time Bore Hard has all the belts, and impresses by getting a UD over Joppy, the man who had been KO'd in five by a welterweight.

The Legendary Years: Bore Hard takes on Oscar De La Hoya, a two foot Mexican who had one fight at middle, looking **** in doing so, and even his own mother gives him no chance. The entire Boxing Scene forum says that Oscar is too small, doesn't have a hope in ****ing Hell, yet when he takes a dive (causing Bert Sugar to christen him "The Acting Amigo") all of a sudden Bore Hard has beat a "P4P great". P4P is right... he's a great at several pounds below middleweight. Bore Hard follows up on this by playing kiss-chase with Howard Eastman.

The Fall: Bore Hard takes on Jermain "Sad Intentions" Taylor, the guy who gets gift decisions with tiny guys and gets KTFO by someone his own size. Calzaghe hasn't had anyone like that on his ledger, STFU it doesn't matter that Bore Hard lost, etc. Bore Hard's clever strategm of "I can beat any great fighter... as long as they're a lot smaller than I am" is now set in stone.

The Rise: Bore Hard campains at Light Heavy, where he beats a weight-drained, only-regarded-because-he-beat-a-shot-Roy-Jones Antonio Tarver. The world sucks his ****. Consolodates this achievement by "showing mad skillz" (pulling his arms down and butting him in the face) against the plainly smaller Winky Wright, whose best weight was 154lbs.




All hail Bore Hard! He's a ****ing LEGEND!!!!

Hilariously truuuuuuuuuuu!!:smileysex

[Gatti9783]

Yeah... the video was a JOKE, moron. But please, feel free to keep generalising.

I wasn't responding to your video, MORON. Had I been, I would've used quotes as that is what they are for, MORON.

[BennyST]

What the hell is wrong with you Anorak?!?! Why would you red K me to death for stating my opinion? All I said was Hopkins is a good fighter and that he wouldn't be beat by Kessler and thats what you red K me to death for? Christ man, get a life you dumb ****.