293. You watched the The Next Great Champ
500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....
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294. You only raise your children in the hometown of champion boxers
295. You tried to buy tickets to sparring sessions
296. You are waiting for the day the make a dvd for "De la Hoya/Mayweather 24/7"
297. You think Ali should be on some form of money
We are close to 300 only 200 more to go, this actually is happening faster than I first thought it would, I thought it would take a year lol.Comment
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298. You have run the steps at the Philadelphia Art Museum
299. And also taken a piture w/ the "Rocky" statueComment
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When you greet your friends with a few body shots
when u ask ur girl freind to jack you off with a boxing glove on
because you like the feel of leather on ur skin
U only ever do sex in doggy so u can watch boxing on tv
without ur bird knowing and to pratice ur kidney punchs at the same timeComment
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306.You run 5 miles to school....even though it's only across the street
307.You have a ring magazine under your pillow
308. You won the championship in fight night round 3 and cried because of all the hard work
309. You petitioned for a punching bag to be put in the gym.Comment
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312. You spent two days memorizing "The Ring 2007 Boxing Almanac".
313. You wish the flying Delorian from "Back To The Future" existed, just so you could find out who won every big fight. Upon realizing your power, you then decide not to find out simply because the fights would no longer be as entertaining, being that you would already know the outcome. Therefore, your passion for boxing exceeds the thought of making millions betting on prize fights.
314. After contemplating number 313, you then figure out a plan to go to the future, find out the outcomes, makes millions, save it in a bank somewhere, then return to the past in a manner where you do not remember the fight outcomes, but somehow have an uncany ability to predict the winner. Everybody wins.
315. When your dad threatens to pull the plug on your television after you incessantly yell at Zab Judah for not following up on his left uppercuts during the Cotto fight.Comment
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