500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

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  • -CANE-
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    #131
    When you record fight introductions with michael buffer, and play them at full volume in your car with the windows open cruising thru town (Yes I actually did this, with the Holyfield - Foreman fight, when they brought in Ali and Frazier into the ring as well) I think I still have the tape somewhere

    When you try and teach your 14month baby boy to throw punches and knock him down with pillows to see if he can get up before 10

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    • Chipper
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      #132
      Originally posted by hurricane72
      and knock him down with pillows to see if he can get up before 10
      child abuse rite there lol

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      • mgkirkpatrick
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        #133
        173. When the judges disagree on dancing with the stars you call it a 'SD'

        174. you can spell muhammad

        175. you tell people you'll 'gut them like a fish'

        176. you know mike tyson isnt the heavyweight champ anymore

        177. everything you lean on you refer to as 'the ropes'

        178. evertime you see someone get cut you know how many stitches itll require

        179. you understand whatever language it is that mayweather sr speaks

        180. you downloaded a song purely because the bands name was everlast

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        • Sandro17
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          #134
          181. When i started talking like Jim Lampley

          The funniest part is I still talk like him to this day.

          182. When you always have Pacquiao vs. Morales on your pc as a night light when you go to bed.

          Yeh I'm going to turn it on tonight if youre wondering.

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          • DELETED ACCOUNT 06
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            #135
            183: I restlessly dreamt last week that i was in training to fight PBF and woke myself up from throwing a jab out.

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            • pesticid
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              #136
              184. before the Mayweather vs Judah fight I had a dream that Judah knocked him out in the 11th. I put 20 buck on Judah by ko.

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              • Sttuddahboy619
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                #137
                Originally posted by juancho
                so is Soto the goods ,is he gonna beat guzman Sttuddahboy619

                Soto has the talent and power but he needs to work on his defense.Going against Guzman is also no walk in the park!

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                • Sttuddahboy619
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                  #138
                  When you become a Larry Merchant fanatic!

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                  • snoopy360
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                    #139
                    185. You know you watch to much boxing when you walk around with a spit bucket and stool.

                    186. When you meet a new chick and the first question you ask is if she is into boxing, If she answers no then you hook her in the ribs and move on.

                    187. You know you watch to much boxing when you wake up in the morning and kiss the poster of your favorite fighter before saying good morning to the wife.

                    188. Every time you run up a flight of stairs and get to the top you do the Rocky Balboa hand raised pose while jumping around.

                    189. You know you watch to much boxing when the whole damn neighborhood comes over to watch the pay-per-views, cause they know you won't miss it.

                    190. When you actually take the time to explain to the wife the importance of the jab in the middle of sex.

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                    • -Hyperion-
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                      #140
                      when you have develpoed a nervous tick wich makes you punch whoever is in front of you when you hear the ring of a bell

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