500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

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  • thatguysimmsy
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    #231
    293. You watched the The Next Great Champ

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    • SkillspayBills
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      #232
      294. You only raise your children in the hometown of champion boxers
      295. You tried to buy tickets to sparring sessions
      296. You are waiting for the day the make a dvd for "De la Hoya/Mayweather 24/7"
      297. You think Ali should be on some form of money

      We are close to 300 only 200 more to go, this actually is happening faster than I first thought it would, I thought it would take a year lol.

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      • thatguysimmsy
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        #233
        298. You have run the steps at the Philadelphia Art Museum

        299. And also taken a piture w/ the "Rocky" statue

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        • SkillspayBills
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          #234
          300. You drink cups filled with egg yolkes for fun

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          • chosen0309
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            #235
            301. You become a boxing ref so you can have a better view than those chumps sitting ringside.

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            • Ramamaiden
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              #236
              302. when you are brushing your teeth, you uncounsiously start to shadow box xD

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              • Hard Chaw
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                #237
                When you greet your friends with a few body shots

                when u ask ur girl freind to jack you off with a boxing glove on
                because you like the feel of leather on ur skin

                U only ever do sex in doggy so u can watch boxing on tv
                without ur bird knowing and to pratice ur kidney punchs at the same time

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                • SkillspayBills
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                  306.You run 5 miles to school....even though it's only across the street
                  307.You have a ring magazine under your pillow
                  308. You won the championship in fight night round 3 and cried because of all the hard work
                  309. You petitioned for a punching bag to be put in the gym.

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                  • Owlzfan84
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                    #239
                    310: you ordered showtime or hbo for the boxing only

                    311: you actually knew/know Most of the contender fighters before the seasons started

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                    • NeXt In Line
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                      #240
                      312. You spent two days memorizing "The Ring 2007 Boxing Almanac".
                      313. You wish the flying Delorian from "Back To The Future" existed, just so you could find out who won every big fight. Upon realizing your power, you then decide not to find out simply because the fights would no longer be as entertaining, being that you would already know the outcome. Therefore, your passion for boxing exceeds the thought of making millions betting on prize fights.
                      314. After contemplating number 313, you then figure out a plan to go to the future, find out the outcomes, makes millions, save it in a bank somewhere, then return to the past in a manner where you do not remember the fight outcomes, but somehow have an uncany ability to predict the winner. Everybody wins.
                      315. When your dad threatens to pull the plug on your television after you incessantly yell at Zab Judah for not following up on his left uppercuts during the Cotto fight.

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