500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

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  • Shanus
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    #201
    265. You assign yourself an alias and entrance tune, even though you don't box.

    266. You use the term "nuthugger" as an insult to your co-workers when they annoy you.

    267. You name your first born Don Omegga.

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    • crillz
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      #202
      268. When you can mute a Rocky movie and say the lines exactly the same as the actors.

      269. When you pick Trinidad and Tobago in a Soccer game because you a Trinidad fan.

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      • hotbox2316
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        #203
        when the bell of your microwave goes off and you jump off the couch and start throwin punches at your girlfriend.....

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        • Zerwas1
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          #204
          When you knocked down every of your 20 girlfriends but didn't go for the ko because you wanted to go more rounds with them.

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          • thatguysimmsy
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            #205
            272. You like PBF so much you prefer to work with your uncle just to be more like him

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            • NeXt In Line
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              #206
              272. You dream of one day headline the Mandalay Bay, even if only 5,621 people show up.
              273. You can fully understand all of Floyd Sr. and Roger Mayweather's words.
              274. You still sing-a-long to "And Still" by Roy Jones, even though it's blatantly obvious he is no longer "Mr. Un-knockoutable".

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              • Random1
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                #207
                275. One of your prerequisites for a girlfriend is that she is willing to spar with you.

                I did this by accident, but it turned out good in the end. She's a tough girl who is willing to fight. Gotta teach her some technique, but it's a good start.

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                • adietheforestfa
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                  #208
                  When your kid gets beat up at school, your response is " Keep your guard up "

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                  • James78
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                    #209
                    276 when you wake yourself up in the middle of the night throwing punches.

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                    • James78
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                      #210
                      277. when you call your **** "the Greatest"

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