500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

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  • SkillspayBills
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    #211
    Originally posted by Random1
    275. One of your prerequisites for a girlfriend is that she is willing to spar with you.

    I did this by accident, but it turned out good in the end. She's a tough girl who is willing to fight. Gotta teach her some technique, but it's a good start.
    lmao that second part had me rolling with laughter.

    278. You realize you have a ******** problem because you keep betting all your points on boxing matches.

    279. You downloaded "Living in a Hatton wonderland" as your ringtone.

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    • NeXt In Line
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      #212
      280. When getting out of the shower, after putting on your boxers, you stand in front of the mirror, intricately placing white tape in the form of an "X" on the front and mimicking Bernard Hopkins arm cross, simulating his weigh-in tactics. Pushing the mirror where your own face reflects is also added for scale to simulate the Wright brawl.

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      • SkillspayBills
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        #213
        281. You bought the issue of Mia St. John posing in playboy because you knew she would have boxing attire on.

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        • thatguysimmsy
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          #214
          282. You look forward to The Ring coming more than Playboy

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          • SkillspayBills
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            #215
            283. You just realise they made a japanese cartoon show about boxing, so of course you are going to watch every episode.

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            • thatguysimmsy
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              #216
              284. You don't actually box but own a pair of Everlast Trunks

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              • NeXt In Line
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                #217
                Originally posted by thatguysimmsy
                282. You look forward to The Ring coming more than Playboy
                Sad, but true.

                285. You believe in, and have high hopes for legendary boxers' sons that they may have careers equalling, if not exceeding that of their fathers' just so you can say that you lived through it. (i.e. Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. and Ronald Hearns).

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                • -Hyperion-
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                  #218
                  Originally posted by skilspaydabills
                  283. You just realise they made a japanese cartoon show about boxing, so of course you are going to watch every episode.
                  lmao, that happened to me with Hajime No Ippo....

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                  • Sinisterevo
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                    #219
                    286) when you've been working 15 hours straight at the UPS Store during Christmas.

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                    • THE REAL NINJA
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                      #220
                      #287. You work a 12 hour shift at your job and break it down into boxing terms 3 hours = 1 round... 1 shift = 1= 4 round fight.

                      Or 12 one hour rounds

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