500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

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  • SkillspayBills
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    #191
    249. You are watching a boxing match and are dodging punches tlike you are one of the boxers
    250. Before you have sex you scream out "Let's get ready to rummblleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
    251. You tell people your sex record is 20-0-1 plus 1 no contest(you don't wanna kno why)

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    • juancho
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      #192
      252.You got into boxing too late and decide to teach you little brother so he can get into the amatuers

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      • SkillspayBills
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        #193
        253. You celebrate your favorite boxer's birthday

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        • THE REAL NINJA
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          #194
          254. You challenge Antonio Tarver to a Punjabi prison match. {I'm still waiting }

          255. You tell your boss that you're the best p4p worker that he has !

          256. You definitely have a problem with using the word definitely to often when it is definitely not needed definitely .

          257. People can die bad things can happen in life but none of it can faze you ....but you cried during Rocky.

          258. You tell people that you're favorite author is Bert Sugar.

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          • kayjay
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            #195
            Originally posted by Tabatha
            #238: before you go down on your boyfriend you stretch your jaw like a boxer
            This chick or alt or whatever it is is the funniest thing going on this site. ****ing christ

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            • SkillspayBills
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              #196
              259.The only reason you buy all boxing ppv's is to stop boxing from dying.

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              • SkillspayBills
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                #197
                260. When the bell rings for a fire drill you always take a bottle of water and pour it all ova your face.

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                • mercadojglb
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                  #198
                  261. When your mom asks you a question and instead of saying "yes" you say "definitely"

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                  • Boxer149
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                    #199
                    Originally posted by mercadojglb
                    261. When your mom asks you a question and instead of saying "yes" you say "definitely"
                    262. When you watch Zab Judah fights to see if his father will slip one day and punch him in the face in between rounds when he's showing him what to do.

                    263. You're waiting for the day that a fighter who loses knocks out Larry Merchant during the post fight interview.

                    264. You can understand and translate what Yoel Judah says when he speaks.

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                    • -Hyperion-
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                      #200
                      265. When you think Ronnie Nathanielz' obsessive coverage of Pacquiao is very good press........

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