Floyd Mayweather JR vs. Jesus Christ - Who would win?

[PRboxingfan]

Floyd would win without a fight.

If you have a boxing ring and you put Jesus in one corner, the Easter Bunny in another, Santa Claus in another, and Mayweather in the last corner and ring the bell, who'll end up victorious?

The answer is Floyd because the other three are figments of your imagination!

[jamesbrown]

Floyd would win without a fight.

If you have a boxing ring and you put Jesus in one corner, the Easter Bunny in another, Santa Claus in another, and Mayweather in the last corner and ring the bell, who'll end up victorious?

The answer is Floyd because the other three are figments of your imagination!

i don't care what u say the easter bunny is real
he is in my avatar prick

[Easy-E]

Walking for days on end with that darn cross on his back lost him a lot of weight. 147lb would be possible.

Jesus would be far too weight drained to be able to go 12 good rounds at 147
Granted, Jesus is the man outside the ring, but theres just no way he could touch Floyd unless he trained hard for months with his father as head trainer.

[Easy-E]

Floyd would win without a fight.

If you have a boxing ring and you put Jesus in one corner, the Easter Bunny in another, Santa Claus in another, and Mayweather in the last corner and ring the bell, who'll end up victorious?

The answer is Floyd because the other three are figments of your imagination!

Its historical fact that Jesus lived, its his actions and connections to God that are disputed.

[DIOS DOMINICANO]

Jesus would be far too weight drained to be able to go 12 good rounds at 147
Granted, Jesus is the man outside the ring, but theres just no way he could touch Floyd unless he trained hard for months with his father as head trainer.

Floyd's father is a better trainer than Jesus' father.

[ßringer]

Floyd's insane counterpunching will have Jesus begging for divine intervention. Jesus would be in so much pain the crucifixion would be an afterthought.

[WHB3]

This is the greatest thread ever. I need a laugh today.

By the way, Floyd wins 116-112.

[ßringer]

Its historical fact that Jesus lived, its his actions and connections to God that are disputed.

Exactly. I'm an Atheist and I can honestly say that any Atheist who doesn't recognize the fact that Jesus Christ actually existed hasn't done their homework.

[Kball15]

Jesus would be far too weight drained to be able to go 12 good rounds at 147
Granted, Jesus is the man outside the ring, but theres just no way he could touch Floyd unless he trained hard for months with his father as head trainer.

jeez, its like u guys have never even seen a jesus christ fight before

[jamesbrown]

Bush would probably talk to his (jesus) dad and then hit pbf with some Shock-n-awe and call his straight right wmd goodbye pbf