Floyd Mayweather JR vs. Jesus Christ - Who would win?

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  • ROSEWOOD
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    #31
    I pick Floyd...

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    • PRboxingfan
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      #32
      Please, Jeasus couldn't even beat the Flying Spaghetti Monster (praise be to his noodly appendate!).

      RAmen

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      • ROSEWOOD
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        #33
        funny....lol...lol....funny

        RAmen....lol

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        • ßringer
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          #34
          Mayweather has superior footwork and speed. Christ may be able to appear wherever he wants whenever he wants but he lacks the technique to put his combinations together. Mayweather would shoulder roll out of Christ's reach, and keep him at arms length, jabbing a hole into Christ's beard. The only way Christ could beat Mayweather is if between rounds he turned Floyd's water into wine and got him drunk.

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          • jamesbrown
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            #35
            jesus would probably wear some sandal, come to think about it he might low blow pbf win the going gets tough just like judah... hey
            judah was the son of jesus right???
            so if judah could don't what make u think jesus could
            like father like son haha

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            • ßringer
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              #36
              **Mayweather to Jesus**

              You never be able to beat me! You a *****! Im'a make you wish you hadn't died for my sins!

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              • Chups
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                #37
                Jesus has won against satan already. (South Park)

                That's a good record.

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                • DIOS DOMINICANO
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                  #38
                  This is a trick question. Mayweather IS Jesus.

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                  • Easy-E
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                    #39
                    In terms of an actual boxing match with no miracles allowed, Floyd by early stoppage.
                    Jesus couldnt hang with Floyd at 140 or 147.

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                    • Randall_Hopkirk
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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Easy-E
                      In terms of an actual boxing match with no miracles allowed, Floyd by early stoppage.
                      Jesus couldnt hang with Floyd at 140 or 147.
                      Walking for days on end with that darn cross on his back lost him a lot of weight. 147lb would be possible.

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