Floyd Mayweather JR vs. Jesus Christ - Who would win?

[FUMIN 88]

Floyd would knock his ass out, haha

i supose you think kesslers going to beat joey cal too dont you lmao

[Randall_Hopkirk]

Do you think they would make him shave it?

I think he'd offer to do it himself out of kindness and consideration to his opponent.

[Spontaneous]

I think he'd offer to do it himself out of kindness and consideration to his opponent.

I wonder how Floyd will adjust to Jesus' good chin in the 1st round. When Floyd lands those hard rights and realizes, he can only win on points, that will show Floyd's true mental skill.

FLOYD UD!

[Rhys79]

After floyd hits him for 12 rounds with jesus forgiving him the whole time, do thick the'll create the newer testament with PBF in it, Cuz i'm pretty sure thats his goal.

[MoneyINC]

I just see Jesus coming out in a blaze of glory simply touching Floyd on his fore-head while pulling an Ali and talking to him only in tounges.... And getting an assist from his invisible but dominating counter-part the HOLY GHOST who puts Floyd on his ass in 1 rd!

[Brassangel]

Well, Jesus is ***ish, so he's tactically smarter than PBF. He's God, so he's always going to know exactly what PBF is going to do ahead of time.

He believes in turning the other cheek, while not being a doormat. So he allows Floyd to throw some early shots, forgiving him. Once he sees that PBF's heart is hardened, and he's not repenting for his violence towards Christendom, he turns Floyd over to his own fleshly desires, and he spirals out of control in the late rounds due to self torment and depression. The crowd, witnessing the Son of Man's mercy, grow restless and they stone PBF to death. Just before he gives his final breath, he turns to Jesus and says, "Remember me!" Jesus winks to signal forgiveness.

The judges, not knowing what the heck just happened, declare that the fight never occurred.

*SIDE NOTE* For the guy who said he doesn't know if Jesus exists: there are more than 20,000 pieces of archaeological evidence supporting the names, places, and people he encountered, stayed with, and traveled with. No human being in history actually has as much supportive evidence for their existence, including video evidence, as does Jesus Christ. People deny his existence, just as he predicted they would.

[jamesbrown]

**** Floyd would get in that ass, come back to reality, Floyd vs a Carpenter OMFG... Jesus wouldn't even cheat if he got killed then came back you think he going to cheat against floyd wtf. floyd 3 round tko bet on it

p.s. Floy don't fight taxicab drivers so he ain't fighting no carpenter no matter how holy he is

[tredh]

**** Floyd would get in that ass, come back to reality, Floyd vs a Carpenter OMFG... Jesus wouldn't even cheat if he got killed then came back you think he going to cheat against floyd wtf. floyd 3 round tko bet on it

p.s. Floy don't fight taxicab drivers so he ain't fighting no carpenter no matter how holy he is

Now that is a funny comment.

[MoneyINC]

Well, Jesus is ***ish, so he's tactically smarter than PBF. He's God, so he's always going to know exactly what PBF is going to do ahead of time.

He believes in turning the other cheek, while not being a doormat. So he allows Floyd to throw some early shots, forgiving him. Once he sees that PBF's heart is hardened, and he's not repenting for his violence towards Christendom, he turns Floyd over to his own fleshly desires, and he spirals out of control in the late rounds due to self torment and depression. The crowd, witnessing the Son of Man's mercy, grow restless and they stone PBF to death. Just before he gives his final breath, he turns to Jesus and says, "Remember me!" Jesus winks to signal forgiveness.

The judges, not knowing what the heck just happened, declare that the fight never occurred.

*SIDE NOTE* For the guy who said he doesn't know if Jesus exists: there are more than 20,000 pieces of archaeological evidence supporting the names, places, and people he encountered, stayed with, and traveled with. No human being in history actually has as much supportive evidence for their existence, including video evidence, as does Jesus Christ. People deny his existence, just as he predicted they would.

*THE NOTE* those 20,000 piece of archaeological evidence you say exist which im sure do support many different views and happeings when it comes to Jesus of Nazareth... There where estimated to be over 100 Jesus documented before 2 B.C. through-out the Middle Eastern countries and as of late there was a tomb discovered in which held the likes of a Jesus a Mary a David and Peter some are saying this was the real Jesus of Nazareth and Mary wasnt his mother but Wife David and Peter weren't his brothers but sons and Joseph was his brother! AND YES I BELIEVE IN JESUS BUT AM JUST GIVING ANOTHER PERSPECTIVE!

[PRboxingfan]

PLEASE!!!! This is no competition! The best P4P fighter right now vs. a 2000-year-old corpse with a gaping wound in his side? A few body punches and Floyd will be able to squeeze his liver, not just hit it.

Floyd by KO EARLY!