Floyd Mayweather JR vs. Jesus Christ - Who would win?

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  • Spontaneous
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    Floyd Mayweather JR vs. Jesus Christ - Who would win?

    Floyd Mayweather JR:

    Power - Was (T)KOing dudes back in his lightweight(130) days.

    Speed - Extremely fast. One of the, if not the, fastest boxers ever. Nobody can catch him.

    Defense - Everyone wants to knock him out, but can't so they make excuse after excuse when Floyd leaves his fights smiling without a scratch.

    Chin - See defense.

    Jesus Christ:

    Power - Not known for his power. Has never really displayed any signs of threatening power. Mostly relied on his manager(God) to set him up with guys that have bad chins.

    Speed - Very fast. So fast that you would swear he could teleport from in front to behind you.

    Defense - Average defense. Easy to bully on.

    Chin - Extremely good chin. Has been hit extremely hard numerous times and all he did was taunt them by asking his Manager(God) to forgive them for thinking they could beat him.


    Who would win?

    Tale of the tape:

    Mayweather: Jesus:

    5'8 - Height - 5'8
    147lbs - Weight - 146.5lbs
    72" - Reach - 75"


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    Floyd wins UD/SD
    14.29%
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    Floyd wins via TKO/KO
    31.43%
    11
    Jesus Wins UD/SD
    8.57%
    3
    Jesus wins via TKO/KO
    42.86%
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    Draw
    2.86%
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  • Owlzfan84
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    well if ur christian you'd say Jesus..but if ur not...u'd prob pick Floyd.

    I like the fact you know jesus's reach..you've done ur research my friend..or you just put a random number..but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt

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      #3
      Originally posted by Owlzfan84
      well if ur christian you'd say Jesus..but if ur not...u'd prob pick Floyd.

      I like the fact you know jesus's reach..you've done ur research my friend..or you just put a random number..but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt
      I've done my research and I know that this will be close early on, but Jesus' defense could very well be exposed. He's got a great chin though.

      I say Floyd wins 116-112 or 117-111

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      • Trousersnake
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        #4
        Jesus has the greatest chin of all time. Also the best movement, Floyd cant run from a man that walks on water.


        Oh yeah and Floyd always thanks Jesus for his victory so you know.

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        • Spontaneous
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          #5
          Originally posted by Trousersnake
          Jesus has the greatest chin of all time. Also the best movement, Floyd cant run from a man that walks on water.


          Oh yeah and Floyd always thanks Jesus for his victory so you know.
          Very good point. Floyd idolizes Jesus, and the saying goes "the student will never be greater than the teacher" but in this case, with Jesus having to rely on his speed, I don't think he will hurt Floyd.

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          • KESSLER
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            #6
            Floyd would knock his ass out, haha

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            • Randall_Hopkirk
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              #7
              Jesus had a good beard, no one could KO him out.

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              • msagrain
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                #8
                this should be moved to the fantersly fight section but if jesusus is real(i dont no if he is or not) he would win f he wanted to but he wouldnt use his powers in a fight and is vey unlikely to take the fight

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                • Spontaneous
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Randall_Hopkirk
                  Jesus had a good beard, no one could KO him out.
                  Do you think they would make him shave it?

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                  • Bogler
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                    #10
                    i know it's all in good fun, but.... oh well.. have fun kids.

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