YOUR best streetfight

[The Surgeon]

That is ****d, Robo! Absolutely savage to bite a mans nose off!

You're a true brother to go back for it. I'm glad you're on our side!

Street justice, self-risk, wild circumstances... Honorary Tupac Shakur award!

"We Tradin' War Story's-Outlawz on the Rize!"

****ed up init! My boy Dan took it well tho! Pac Da Man!

[americanspirit]

When I was in 7th grade I fought a kid who was in 8th grade. We where on the school bus just playing around tossing a pencil at each other. The pencil landed on the floor and I grabed it. He learned over quick to get moved his head right in front of it. I accidentilly poked him in the eye. He punched me square in the left eye. I jumped up and he sat back down. I wanted to fight and he didnt. So I punch him twice in the stomach and he jumped bakc up. I got him in a head lock and threw a couple punches at his head. We fell into a seat while Ill still had him in the head lock, he couldnt get out. I said to him "It's over!, Are you gonna stop!" He nodded his head and went back to his seat and started to cry.

That was the last fight I was in.

Nice that means you're 1-0! UNDEFEATED!

Next time somebody gets froggish tell them you're undefeated in streetfights.

[Nautilus]

Best seen or participated in.

Best fistfight.

(Who's brawled a little bit?)

I have gone through many fights in school and college.

I vividly remember beating up two jerks in a fraternity (here in U.S.). They tried to push me in the ****ter, arguing that I (a Russian) belong to the ****ter. I beat both of these suckers quite badly.

In Russia, I remember fighting a karate dude who was exteremely good and he managed to punch my face with a leg kick. This made half of my face look really bad for a week or more. I did catch him with a few good punches, but he did way more damage than I did with just a single leg kick.

[americanspirit]

only ever had 1 fight outta school when me and my current girlfriend were in town, we were only 16 and were too young to be there, so we go in this place an start drinkin talkin 2 people we knew there etc when this bouncer approaches and whispered in my ear that i better leave before he throws me and the girl i came with out, i respected that an just said yeah yanno thank for not makin a scene etc no problem so i go tell melissa an she says fine she goes the toilet and then he approaches again but he just grabbed me an threw me out an started kickin me in the chest, i was just down and then 2 others came an pulled him away from me, when i (eventually) got up i rang my gf to tell her i was outside when i see him grabbing her (hard) by the arm an physically throw her to the ground, i ran ocver and can just remember throwin punch after punch at this guy some hitting most missin, an then BAM he just clocked me clean on the kisser an i was ktfo

Respecto regardless! The worst thing is to avoid the conflict. Getting KTFO just means you were willing to take LEGITIMATE risk. That means you were doing your job.

[Stromprophet]

You guys are gonna laugh at this....

Ok, I already told you my only real street fight. I had plenty of wrestling on the play ground and fighting in the back of the bus, but nothing drastic ever happened. Only that fight with my Bro did I ever really get hurt and hurt someone else.

I was in second grade and we had a kindgergarden hispanic kid on our bus. And he was like a midget. But these older guys started encouraging him to fight people and guess who they pick on the bus. The older guys are in like 6th grade so it's really intimidating and I was just a little kid.

I didn't want to fight the kid cause he was so little. But that guy was a quick little f***. He wasn't tall so of course he gave me some tummy tuck punches that I wasn't ready for.

Considering I was just like 7, you know how it feels when someone catches you right in the stomach and you have not tightened your muscles. Man he knocked the wind right out of me, I didn't want to fight or tackle him, so I just kept trying to catch his punches.

I didn't go down or anything though, eventually he stopped cause I kept blocking them. But man, the wind was right out of me.

From a pride standpoint it looked like I got my ass kicked by a midget, but hey, I was 7. And I didn't want to hurt a little kid...what would other people say then??

[americanspirit]

I have gone through many fights in school and college.

I vividly remember beating up two jerks in a fraternity (here in U.S.). They tried to push me in the ****ter, arguing that I (a Russian) belong to the ****ter. I beat both of these suckers quite badly.

In Russia, I remember fighting a karate dude who was exteremely good and he managed to punch my face with a leg kick. This made half of my face look really bad for a week or more. I did catch him with a few good punches, but he did way more damage than I did with just a single leg kick.

That's wild! He threw a high kick in a fight. Risky..

Those kicks can be devastating.. Glad you put some fist in his face!

Check out the second video on this thread. I think it's on page 2?.. Not sure..

[PATO 1]

being honest i was ****tin 1 when i was on the floor gettin the **** kicked out of me, i thought i was gonna get beaten 2 death by that prick

1 i had in school was when this kid really didnt like me , i was again with my current gf walkin down a corridor and he walked straight into me, and whispered somethin 2 himself as he walked offf, i remember tellin my gf to just carry on alone as i walked back to approach him i grabbed his arm and he swung right at me with his free arm he missed kinda big time and i just threw a right and caught him square on the jaw and he fell i picked him back up and started threatenin him when he called me ''a ****in arrogant prick'' so i threw him back to the floor an kicked the **** outta him an walked off

[The Surgeon]

That's wild! He threw a high kick in a fight. Risky..

Those kicks can be devastating.. Glad you put some fist in his face!

Check out the second video on this thread. I think it's on page 2?.. Not sure..

That vid is ace! The guy can kick like a mule but a good punch in the chops is the ultimate! Kinda reminds me of messin around with my mate Granty, we was wearing Sparring glovesand kick boxing each other, he took the legs rite from under me so easy with 1 kick! Grant is a monster- 25 stone! Fat as **** but fast hands and feet, i mean real fast and agile as **** for his size, oh and he hits like Tyson! Glad he's my mate!

[The Surgeon]

Right Americanspirit heres another rumble 4u - The Carnie fights! It was a long running battle between 2 schools over the terrotory of a park lol! Long time ago but these fights were ledgendery! I didnt go to either school but a m8 who went to Wardykes school drafted me in for back up! I dont know where to start with these fights they were WAR! Hav u seen Brave Heart? The Scottish charge was us AND them! We meet and **** goes wild! Its a long time ago so my memories are a bit faded but in the end Wardykes won1! I got Stabbed at 1 of the fights but honestly i didnt hurt a bit! Not being Macho, it must hav just been too sharp to feel/ adrenaline or sumthin! The weapons were wild, Bats with 3 nails stickin out! Chains, Knifes, Pipes, Knuckle dusters, 1 time a guy brung a mini Flame thrower- dont ask where he got that! Another time a guy brought a Chainsaw! Wild- and we was just school kidz then! I honestly cant even remember the final battle, but we had the **** hole park till we realised we didnt want it lol! Those fights were all over the local papers!

[americanspirit]

Right Americanspirit heres another rumble 4u - The Carnie fights! It was a long running battle between 2 schools over the terrotory of a park lol! Long time ago but these fights were ledgendery! I didnt go to either school but a m8 who went to Wardykes school drafted me in for back up! I dont know where to start with these fights they were WAR! Hav u seen Brave Heart? The Scottish charge was us AND them! We meet and **** goes wild! Its a long time ago so my memories are a bit faded but in the end Wardykes won1! I got Stabbed at 1 of the fights but honestly i didnt hurt a bit! Not being Macho, it must hav just been too sharp to feel/ adrenaline or sumthin! The weapons were wild, Bats with 3 nails stickin out! Chains, Knifes, Pipes, Knuckle dusters, 1 time a guy brung a mini Flame thrower- dont ask where he got that! Another time a guy brought a Chainsaw! Wild- and we was just school kidz then! I honestly cant even remember the final battle, but we had the **** hole park till we realised we didnt want it lol! Those fights were all over the local papers!

Jesus Mary, Mother of God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's MONUMENTAL.

Let's see someone come back- with some story about a pushing match on the bus from 3rd grade against that!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chainsaws, and Flamethrowers!!!!!!!!!!! MUST READ, MUST READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

****ing wild ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!