YOUR best streetfight

[americanspirit]

I'v been jumped about 4 times I'd say.

One knife pulled on me directly.

I've gotten some "I'll blow your head off," and "Your lucky I don't have my gun..". But no actual Derringers or Rugers or anything..

I almost accidently blew my friends back out with a pistol grip Mossberg 12 gauge...

That was a sick feeling. It misfired. CLICK.

[Larry Merchant]

I once sucker punch a old woman on the street

[eyeloveboxing]

I once sucker punch a old woman on the street

lol you're the man!

[Verstyle]

when i was 18 i got into a street fight with a guy that hit my gf.I beat his ass so bad that they swore i had brass knuckles(cause i wore gloves) and saying that me and my friend jumped him,when there was a crowd of ppl that were his friends that didnt dare to jump in. and it was in his ****** neighborhood also ahaha his face was all bloody he had cuts,bruises ahaha,im glad my friend had a red car so it will blend in.he did get 1 hit on me at the end,when i thought it was over i started backing up and slipped on the curb and he was like"1 hitter quitter" i was like "what the ****" and then i left cause the cops were coming. i also was going for 5 points(for those that dont know what that is is a freestyle wrestling move where u toss the guy over there head in the air) they said he went to the hospital also,ahaha.

[loui_ludwig]

Never been really in a streetfight.

Got in a fight twice in elementary but we were still kids, just swinging and nobody won. We got along after.

Got jumped in jr. high school by gangsters. They wanted my money i said no. What a bunch of loosers, college and high school aged boys picking on 14-12 years old students. And they call themselves hardcore.

When i was in a mlitary, punched a squad leader. He told me to do something. I was picking my things on the floor, then he kicked it and it was closed to my head. I just blacked out then i punched him in the face. Didn't knock him down but he was bleeding a little bit. Then 3 of his friends challenge me to a fight. Then the sergeant came in and told me not to do it again. That squad leader treated me fine before the incident. Afterwards, i apologized to him and told him why i did it. I was to do what he told me but the kicking part was unnecessary cuz it almost hit my head. Afterwards, we got along too.

Another incident in the military, i had a messed up shoulder back then that needs surgery. This guy whose been in only 1 year told me that he wanted my bed space and we gonna switch. I told him no. And he said he will mess up my other shoulder to get an operation. I went up to his face and told him if u really meant it then ****ing do it. I challenge him right there in front of his friend. Didn't do ****.

The only contact fight i have are smokers in the military. Lost my first won but won the last 2.

Got robbed once, the guy had a gun and had a friend in a getaway car. Can't really do **** against a guy in a gun unless u believed in Jackie Chan movies.

[pesticid]

You know what though, I've been in more than 15 fights, and I've lost my share of them but luckily I've never really been beaten up so bad on the streets, at least not in the ugly manner that some of you have, meaning broken ribs, stitches,etc. I've got my ass kicked the worst in sparring and not just once. So what's the lesson here? Maybe there isn't, maybe it just so happened that I sparred with some mean mother****ers where I couldn't resort to no ***** tactics as I would outside of the ring when in trouble or maybe the people that I've fought on the streets haven't been that tough.

Anybody here that has had gym wars experience and fought some on the streets (one on one) that can give us some of his insight in terms of comparing the two.

ps:Getting jumped is a *****, I've gotten jumped only once by jypsies but by the time they were going to slam me on the ground I managed to swirl out of harm's way and jet. I had never run so hard in my life.

[The Surgeon]

You're a ****ing nut!! Whenever I've been outnumbered I've covered and moved. I figure the best is to minimize the damage. But I respect your effort.

Bare in mind i was heavyly intoxicated! I had my beer balls on!

[IwatchBoxing]

This kid once caught me after school, confronted me, pushed toward the fence outside to fight. I caught him with a right hook of a bomb, we were on the sidewalk, I put him on ***** street where he stumbleded to the middle of the road with his hand over his face which turned red, and basicly all the black kids got grouped up, and called the fight off. He was gonna say something after he returned, but the black kids told him it was over. They were saying how I could fight and I got a lot of friends after that since than I've done drugs and I'm incredibly out of shape lost my techingue, looking to iron it out this coming year by losing 30 pounds.

1 punch stoppage lol

[The Surgeon]

Another priceless gem!

Robo is a machine!

Where are the soldiers on this forum?

Read Robo's posts and learn, dammit!

Big up Big up! Ok heres another 1, I was in bed after a night on the piss (about 3am) I get a fone call from a mate " Get up and get ur game face on were kickin sum ass 2nite!" Im like whoa whoa slow down wuts up? "Sum prick just bit Dans nose off!" Im thinkin metathorically but then comes "Me and Steve just hav bn lookin for it for the past 10 mins!" Im like ****! I jump up and head out to meet them, Steve is Dans dad by the way, and they found it in the snow before i got there. We go huntin for this Piss flap and hear he has headed up Norn (A street were a few of my mates live) We r there quick sharp, no sign of him so we split up. I find him 1st, and im a lilo shocked at the size of the beast, Big solid ****! Every1 had failed to mention this! But the dude just bit my mates nose of for ****s sake! So i tackle him to the ground and its a FIGHT real punch for punch stuff, we was both in a bit of a mess after it but i had started to get the best of it and then he just covered up, I was in a blind rage by this point and just kept T'ing of on the ****ers chin! Im not sure but i think he was Knocked out, a police man dragged me off him, We were going at it so hard i didnt even hear the police car cumin! The cop was cool with me coz he had heard the story already from sum1 but i spent the night in the cells, Knob end spent it in hospital! Im glad the Cop pulled me off coz i was too mad to realise the dude was in real trouble! Im just glad Dans dad didnt find him 1st! Dans nose is never gonna be the same again but after a bunch of surgery he aint to bad now, the dude is still in jail i beleive.

[The Surgeon]

when i was 18 i got into a street fight with a guy that hit my gf.I beat his ass so bad that they swore i had brass knuckles(cause i wore gloves) and saying that me and my friend jumped him,when there was a crowd of ppl that were his friends that didnt dare to jump in. and it was in his ****** neighborhood also ahaha his face was all bloody he had cuts,bruises ahaha,im glad my friend had a red car so it will blend in.he did get 1 hit on me at the end,when i thought it was over i started backing up and slipped on the curb and he was like"1 hitter quitter" i was like "what the ****" and then i left cause the cops were coming. i also was going for 5 points(for those that dont know what that is is a freestyle wrestling move where u toss the guy over there head in the air) they said he went to the hospital also,ahaha.

Did u pull off the 5points move? Sounds wild! Quick question, in a street fight do u ever target the body? For sum reason dont ask me what, I never do! I do in the ring but not in the street unless we rollin around and ****!