YOUR best streetfight

[The Surgeon]

I'v been jumped about 4 times I'd say.

One knife pulled on me directly.

I've gotten some "I'll blow your head off," and "Your lucky I don't have my gun..". But no actual Derringers or Rugers or anything..

I almost accidently blew my friends back out with a pistol grip Mossberg 12 gauge...

That was a sick feeling. It misfired. CLICK.

Damn bet that felt Whack, still coulda been worse u coulda hit him! I got slashed once, stabbed once and bottled once but luckily we got very little shootings here! Only a handfull of peeps in my town **** around with guns, thankfully.

[American_Ninja]

I once sucker punch a old woman on the street

Shoulda seen that one coming from Larry. lol

[hemichromis]

By the end of high school I was getting in a lot of street fights. One of the stranger ones though was when me and some classmates of mine went to a cottage and there were some other dudes there. Anyway we were all drinking and partying and by 3 in the morning I was in my bed sleeping. I got up at some time during the night to take a piss. On my way out of the room, I see my former girlfriend with her girlfriend and two of "the other duds" in a bed. No, they weren't doing it but they were just too loud and obnoxious, and I just told them that they better quiet down by the time I get back from the restroom. I came back, I opened the door and these mother****ers kept on giggling like I had never warned them. So I grabbed a 2 litre bottle of soda (the only bottle I saw near me) and threw it at them. I think I hit one of the guy's shoulder or smth, and they quieted down for about a minute, I was back in bed. Then I hear them again. I got up. They were all on a big ass bed, I started yelling, grabbed a bag from the floor and started whipping with it at them, and they were sort of firing back by pushing their legs out, trying to kick me (they were lying down at that time). Then one of them got a crazy idea or smth, so he got up from the bed and launched himself at me, and at that time I nailed him with a looping right, the guy felt on the bed, that's when the girls left the room running, screaming for help. I jumped on the guy that I just put back down to bed and started pounding on him, and all of a sudden something hit me in the head, but I was more annoyed than disturbed or hurt, and then again, boom I was on my back. Then I saw the other guy who I had completely ignored while pounding on this one trying to kick me a third time. I got him down too, start pounding on him, and then boom 2 more kicks to my head and I am off that guy and back on the first guy who kicked me too. This must've lasted no more than a minute cause then we got separated. And then these two guys left during the night cause I was calling my friends to come.

Anyway, I had never fought drunk and this was a first for me but what surprised me was that when I was getting kicked in the head while mauling somebody it got me more irriritated and annoyed instead of hurt and afraid. It was just ******, I was thinking drunkenly, leave me alone man, I am trying to beat up your buddy, waht are you kicking me for, wait your turn you rascal.

i think alcohol must give you a better chin because when i've been pissed and got hit i was never hurt

[The Surgeon]

i think alcohol must give you a better chin because when i've been pissed and got hit i was never hurt

Im doubt it gives u a better chin but it def numbs the pain! Most of the times a fight kicks off its wit 2 steamers so it evens itself out anyway. Ur slower, ur reactions are piss poor but ur more confident and less aware of pain

[American_Ninja]

Where I'm from there are no more such things as streetfights with fists. You either get shot , stabbed or clubbed in the head with a baseball bat. Save the fisticuffs for the ring.

Guns are for protecting yourself, bats are for baseball, knives are for cutting up your dinner. Any other use is for *****'s. Real men fight with their fists. And they will kill for family.

This aint a knock at you.

[Ash-Mckean]

A street fight, Well it was a school fight for me, This guy was pissing around with me so i tackled him down and started hitting him in the face, He reversed it and started attacking me, We eventually stood up and my mate from behind hit him in the back of the head and i took a swing for him, Down and out, The end, Got in serious **** but worth it...It felt good.

[Mike Tyson77]

When I was in 7th grade I fought a kid who was in 8th grade. We where on the school bus just playing around tossing a pencil at each other. The pencil landed on the floor and I grabed it. He learned over quick to get moved his head right in front of it. I accidentilly poked him in the eye. He punched me square in the left eye. I jumped up and he sat back down. I wanted to fight and he didnt. So I punch him twice in the stomach and he jumped bakc up. I got him in a head lock and threw a couple punches at his head. We fell into a seat while Ill still had him in the head lock, he couldnt get out. I said to him "It's over!, Are you gonna stop!" He nodded his head and went back to his seat and started to cry.

That was the last fight I was in.

[americanspirit]

Big up Big up! Ok heres another 1, I was in bed after a night on the piss (about 3am) I get a fone call from a mate " Get up and get ur game face on were kickin sum ass 2nite!" Im like whoa whoa slow down wuts up? "Sum prick just bit Dans nose off!" Im thinkin metathorically but then comes "Me and Steve just hav bn lookin for it for the past 10 mins!" Im like ****! I jump up and head out to meet them, Steve is Dans dad by the way, and they found it in the snow before i got there. We go huntin for this Piss flap and hear he has headed up Norn (A street were a few of my mates live) We r there quick sharp, no sign of him so we split up. I find him 1st, and im a lilo shocked at the size of the beast, Big solid ****! Every1 had failed to mention this! But the dude just bit my mates nose of for ****s sake! So i tackle him to the ground and its a FIGHT real punch for punch stuff, we was both in a bit of a mess after it but i had started to get the best of it and then he just covered up, I was in a blind rage by this point and just kept T'ing of on the ****ers chin! Im not sure but i think he was Knocked out, a police man dragged me off him, We were going at it so hard i didnt even hear the police car cumin! The cop was cool with me coz he had heard the story already from sum1 but i spent the night in the cells, Knob end spent it in hospital! Im glad the Cop pulled me off coz i was too mad to realise the dude was in real trouble! Im just glad Dans dad didnt find him 1st! Dans nose is never gonna be the same again but after a bunch of surgery he aint to bad now, the dude is still in jail i beleive.

That is ****d, Robo! Absolutely savage to bite a mans nose off!

You're a true brother to go back for it. I'm glad you're on our side!

Street justice, self-risk, wild circumstances... Honorary Tupac Shakur award!

"We Tradin' War Story's-Outlawz on the Rize!"

[PATO 1]

only ever had 1 fight outta school when me and my current girlfriend were in town, we were only 16 and were too young to be there, so we go in this place an start drinkin talkin 2 people we knew there etc when this bouncer approaches and whispered in my ear that i better leave before he throws me and the girl i came with out, i respected that an just said yeah yanno thank for not makin a scene etc no problem so i go tell melissa an she says fine she goes the toilet and then he approaches again but he just grabbed me an threw me out an started kickin me in the chest, i was just down and then 2 others came an pulled him away from me, when i (eventually) got up i rang my gf to tell her i was outside when i see him grabbing her (hard) by the arm an physically throw her to the ground, i ran ocver and can just remember throwin punch after punch at this guy some hitting most missin, an then BAM he just clocked me clean on the kisser an i was ktfo

[americanspirit]

Damn bet that felt Whack, still coulda been worse u coulda hit him! I got slashed once, stabbed once and bottled once but luckily we got very little shootings here! Only a handfull of peeps in my town **** around with guns, thankfully.

Yeah, the shooting **** is never needed, ever. Thankfully I've just been threatened.

The ******* incident took place in Arizona. Legally you can carry a gun on your waist if it's holstered. You can walk into a shopping mall with a .357 and buy an ice cream. I'm not sure if that law is different now- it's been a few years since 99'. PHX might be able to tell us...

Anyway, the gun **** has totally ****ed up streetfighting. Now you have to gauge whether the guy that's talking ****, or the guy you want to **** up has a .380 in his pocket... It's ****ty.

**** guns.. **** em'.

Bottles, knifes and other **** is no picnic either.

Kids, do not try this at home.

Robo, myself, PHX, Hemi, Pesti, Ash, Eye, KayJay, Strom and others are skilled veterans and know the dangers of risk.

For any young guys reading this remember- the most important things in life are money and sex.

Not violence.