YOUR best streetfight

[americanspirit]

I was only talkin to that kfootball15 dude, Iwasnt talkin **** to nobody else

No, I know.

I raised an eyebrow when he first posted that.

Your story was detailed, and unusual.

I never doubted it, I guess he did for some reason..

[americanspirit]

I ain't ever really been in a fight, but I have witnessed a few in my time. The worst was this summer, me and 3 of my college classmates were leaving a bar when my one friend who has a big mouth got into some words with this one guy. The guy then started making fun of my friends shirt, but then the guy and his crew started walking down the street and I thought it was done. However, one of my other friends I was with, started calling back after them "get the **** back here" and such. They turn around and start walking back and I'm thinking, "oh ****, this is going down". My friend who is about 5'10 and about 185 is now face to face with this kind of fat 6' about 230 guy. There were four of us (my other friends both big and over 6' and me who is kinda thin and about 5'10) and three of them. The fat guy goes to us "I'll kick all four of your asses right now". However, there were lots of cops in the area and we agreed to let it be one and one, my friend vs the fat guy. My friend always bragged how how was a black belt, a great fighter, etc. However the fat guy threw him to the ground and pounded this **** out of him, slamming him against a fire hydrant. He started bleeding pretty badly, but then he got the guys shirt over his head, and then somehow used some marital arts move (i think he "bridged" him) to flip him over. But then the bouncers from the bar came out and sepearated them and told us to get out of there. the cops then rolled by and we each went our seperate ways. My friend lost pretty badly and was pretty bruised up.

I respect everybody for keeping it one-on-one.

That's how it should be.

[NexBesThang]

Hey...it's cool you are from Pensacola. I am as well. Roy Jones is one of the greatest ever.

But hey, can you take down that sig talkin about Tarver. Tarver beat Roy the last time they fought. Put up something of Roy nailing someone...know what I mean? It kind of looks bad if you have a quote of Roy on Tarver when most people remember Tarver stopping Roy.

i got no idea how to put up a pic but ill get rid of the sig

[EsB818]

Yea I agree. It was sickening to see my friend take such a severe beating, but if we jumped in it would have been a melee and we all would have probably gotten arrested.

I respect everybody for keeping it one-on-one.

That's how it should be.

[americanspirit]

Things are winding down..

My story:

I was at this party with some younger classmen my senior year in HS.

There was this kid there from another school who as one of those "gangsta" types who was my age.

Anyway, I'm hanging out with some kids I like, and I hear a commotion.

I come out to the living room of this house and I see "gangsta" screaming at a friend of mine's lady. My boy wasn't there so I step over and asked her what was happening.

She tells me "gangsta" had pulled a knife on her. I ask "gangsta" if he pulled the knife.

He says "yeah, but I was just kidding.."

Now, my friend was not there. So I figure I need to defend his honor a bit.

I tell "gangsta" he needs to leave. He disagrees, and asks me to go outside.

I accept.

We're out in front of this townhouse and I tell him again to get the **** out of there.

He stands there.

I tell him again, and although he doesn't look ready to fight- he is undaunted.

I get right in his face and tell him to **** off... Nothing.

This goes on for a few more minutes.

By this time, everybody there (50 or so) are outside to see a fight.

I decide it's time. Either that- or I look like a "fake-enforcer."

We're nose to nose so I throw a right elbow across the left side of his head.

He takes the blow.

I throw 2 one-two combos and he stands up. Nothing.

No return fire either. (Dude, must have been drunk..)

I back up a few feet and bust in with a running side kick. "Gangsta" goes flying back onto his butt and rolls over to the head. He starts to roll back the other way and I run in while he's coming up and soccer kick him in the face.

Ding. He's out.

True story.

The only **** part was my friend thought I was ****ing his girl because of the fight. Like Raging Bull. (Even though Pesci really was.. I wasn't)

[The Surgeon]

Best seen or participated in.

Best fistfight.

(Who's brawled a little bit?)

My last scrap was about 5 months ago, The dude was 6ft 6 and about 17-18 stone, no joke but i spanked the living **** out of him! U could say "FLAWLESS VICTORY!" Just over **** all too, drunken misunderstandin, we hav made up since. Had quite a lot of fights to be honest, the town where i live is a small place but it can be a bit rough, full of arse holes!

[americanspirit]

My last scrap was about 5 months ago, The dude was 6ft 6 and about 17-18 stone, no joke but i spanked the living **** out of him! U could say "FLAWLESS VICTORY!" Just over **** all too, drunken misunderstandin, we hav made up since. Had quite a lot of fights to be honest, the town where i live is a small place but it can be a bit rough, full of arse holes!

Robo, at your leisure I'd be grateful to hear any and all stories you have.

Please give us updates too.

Everybody: please update when new **** goes down.

[Bonafide]

Where I'm from there are no more such things as streetfights with fists. You either get shot , stabbed or clubbed in the head with a baseball bat. Save the fisticuffs for the ring.

[americanspirit]

Where I'm from there are no more such things as streetfights with fists. You either get shot , stabbed or clubbed in the head with a baseball bat. Save the fisticuffs for the ring.

All mayhem is welcomed here!

If you have any story's involving blunt objects, blades, bullets, bottles, or bats; please fire away!

[The Surgeon]

Robo, at your leisure I'd be grateful to hear any and all stories you have.

Please give us updates too.

Everybody: please update when new **** goes down.

Well the time before that was in a pub against the door man, a lil shorter than me, a lil chubby but stocky as hell! He was an absaloute bell end! He told me and 2of my mates to **** off we werent gettin in, turns out my mate was shaggin his little sister a few months ago and dumped her. Basically the prick held a grudge! We left after a bit, got down the road a bit and i thought **** THIS! This will eat away at me all night if i dont sort it! We went back in and ordered a round, ****less notices us and shoves my mate that he had the grudge with and starts havin a real go, (the dudes i was with cant fight for ****) So i stepped up and and told him to **** off, he gets himself into punching position and i see it in his face he is a half second away from lettin 1 fly so i crack him with a fast right to the jaw, not that hard but it sent him reiling (musta just caught him perfect) He didnt look like the kinda guy u want to let get a shot in so i just poured it on! Eventually he goes down, rite at the bar, 2 kicks in the teeth later he's sleepin! We left straight away, I went back the nxt week, expecting to be banned but nope the bouncer had been fired and i was givin a free pint! The dude was a renound prick, i wondered at the time why the other door man hadnt stepped in!