YOUR best streetfight

[AKATheMack]

My girlfriends ex-boyfriend wouldnt quit bothering her so I called and asked him to stop he said he wasnt a ***** and I couldnt check him I said think again so I showed with 2 friends expecting him to have about 4-5 he brought 13 with bats I acted like I was going to run turn and swung on the first one he went to one knee I landed 2 quick ones and he went down another tried to tackle me around the waist and I went to work on his ribs another one jumped on my back while one had me around the waist I fell I reached up grabbed his balls and squeezed as hard as I could got up and got hit in the hip bone with a bat they then proceeded to kick me so I grabbed one of them and pulled him on top of me so they couldnt hit me. I left with multiple bruises but the guy I hit needed 11 stitches in his eyebrow

[Stromprophet]

My girlfriends ex-boyfriend wouldnt quit bothering her so I called and asked him to stop he said he wasnt a ***** and I couldnt check him I said think again so I showed with 2 friends expecting him to have about 4-5 he brought 13 with bats I acted like I was going to run turn and swung on the first one he went to one knee I landed 2 quick ones and he went down another tried to tackle me around the waist and I went to work on his ribs another one jumped on my back while one had me around the waist I fell I reached up grabbed his balls and squeezed as hard as I could got up and got hit in the hip bone with a bat they then proceeded to kick me so I grabbed one of them and pulled him on top of me so they couldnt hit me. I left with multiple bruises but the guy I hit needed 11 stitches in his eyebrow

Nothing quite like the good old sucker punch!

*No I don't want to fight, fake walking away and bam! Mutherf****

[Kball15]

i was in a looooot of fights back in the day. But nothing like u guys are talking about.

I either got the **** beaten out of me by a bunch of guys. Or i beat the **** out of a guy with a few other guys.

And a couple times i got the **** knocked out of me when i was alone. THATS scary as **** right there, especially when the guy is bigger then u, AND can outrun you!!! ****... the memories alone scare the **** out of me lol

[Kball15]

My girlfriends ex-boyfriend wouldnt quit bothering her so I called and asked him to stop he said he wasnt a ***** and I couldnt check him I said think again so I showed with 2 friends expecting him to have about 4-5 he brought 13 with bats I acted like I was going to run turn and swung on the first one he went to one knee I landed 2 quick ones and he went down another tried to tackle me around the waist and I went to work on his ribs another one jumped on my back while one had me around the waist I fell I reached up grabbed his balls and squeezed as hard as I could got up and got hit in the hip bone with a bat they then proceeded to kick me so I grabbed one of them and pulled him on top of me so they couldnt hit me. I left with multiple bruises but the guy I hit needed 11 stitches in his eyebrow

you KNOW a guy is lying when he says he goes to the body in his story. NOBODY goes to the body in a street fight. Its ******. Its not going to do anything. The fights dont last long enought.

And thats the most rediculous story i have ever heard. I mean if ur gonna lie... do a better job! damn...

[Argentina2006]

here's another one:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4905990113109435809

[Kayo]

my best one would've had to be last new years eve when i was at a party and this kid took my wallet. I found out who it was he gave it back and said "yo i was just playin dont get mad" but i was pissed cause of the fact he took it out of my pocket so we decided to go outside n settle it. it started off with me dancing around throwing the jab but nothing really landing but since he moved to duck the jab i hit him with a right and he stumbled back n said "whoooa ****t". I moved towards him threw a jab he ducked but we ended up being really closed to i grabbed his head n arm and hip tossed him when he hit the ground i hit him with two big rights his lip started bleeding and i was like "your done" and it ended

[americanspirit]

here's another one:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...90113109435809

People say "LOL."

You should hear me, right now!!!

"Oh ****, yeah, yeah, Ohhh, ow, Oh ****!!!!!

[NexBesThang]

It was one day when I was in 9th grade, this one guy hated me fo some odd reason and he said some **** and in the locker room he run up on me, started talkin ****, said "ill beat yo ass" an is like "try it" so he flung a jab, hit me right in the neck, i stumbled back an is like "oh ****". he come forward and swung a big one, i ducked under it, hit him once in the right side of his ribs with my left since....you know it was the only thing there, i heard him grunt so i came right up to the temple/eye area wit da left, again we both kinda stammered back, he hit me in tha nose with another jab so i came right up wit a right/left hook/right, he hit me wit a right so i wrapped him up and ran him across the room into a locker, i popped him wit 2 more rights an then fo some reason i stopped, backed up and we looked at each other, him sittin in a locker and after some silence i heard "oh ****" from some of the guys cause they thought i woulda lost, he tried to rush me but was held back. the coaches was real cool abat it and made him run extra since he lost.there was another the day after and one more in tha bus comin home from a game...al wit footballas

[American_Ninja]

I had a very bad temper as a young man. Most of the fights I got in were 1 punch. When I got mad I would literally black out, when I CAME back someone was always hurt and or bleeding. There was a bully at my school
I was a freshman, he was a Jr. One day after we had played some hoops
we were walking back to class. This guy bounced the B ball off the back of my head, my ears were ringing and I got mad, then he did it again.

I blacked out and the next thing I knew I had him by the throat, off the ground against a fence, I was punching him in the face. I busted his lip open, and cut his eye, and bloodied his nose, he was bleeding all over my hand. after that nobody messed with me.

I got in 2 fights last year. One was against a dude who had called my gf a fat *****, I went to his apt. and called him out. I asked if he had said that, and he said yes. So I got up right in his face, about 3 inches away
I looked him dead in the eye, and he twitched, I bombed him with a fast right hand roundhouse to the ear. His knee's buckled, and I bounced back wards expecting it to be ON. He stayed up and turned and grabbed a bat from behind his door, and came out swinging it. I called him a ****in ***** for grabbing the bat. He finally put it down, his wife called the cops.
Yea I spent some time in jail for it. The dude had previously claimed to be a Ex navy Seal. I guess he wasn't paying attention when I told him I used to box.

The other time was a road rage thing, I was enraged...Dude tried to make me hit his car slamming on his brakes. at the next stoplight, I jumped out of my car and punked him, he was scared ****less, as I turned to go back to my car, his door opened, I swung around as he got out and nailed him with a hard right hand. This guy was quick, we started wrestling, and somehow he hit me in the back of the neck. Its kinda weird cuz we both stopped when we realized that there were like 20 cars stopped watching us. I sure as hell didn't wanna go back to jail and he didn't either. So we shook hands and split. His left eye was swollen and my neck hurt.

I used a double kick in a fight once, I'd seen it on tv. It worked.
Thats my 2 cents worth.

[americanspirit]

I had a very bad temper as a young man. Most of the fights I got in were 1 punch. When I got mad I would literally black out, when I CAME back someone was always hurt and or bleeding. There was a bully at my school
I was a freshman, he was a Jr. One day after we had played some hoops
we were walking back to class. This guy bounced the B ball off the back of my head, my ears were ringing and I got mad, then he did it again.

I blacked out and the next thing I knew I had him by the throat, off the ground against a fence, I was punching him in the face. I busted his lip open, and cut his eye, and bloodied his nose, he was bleeding all over my hand. after that nobody messed with me.

I got in 2 fights last year. One was against a dude who had called my gf a fat *****, I went to his apt. and called him out. I asked if he had said that, and he said yes. So I got up right in his face, about 3 inches away
I looked him dead in the eye, and he twitched, I bombed him with a fast right hand roundhouse to the ear. His knee's buckled, and I bounced back wards expecting it to be ON. He stayed up and turned and grabbed a bat from behind his door, and came out swinging it. I called him a ****in ***** for grabbing the bat. He finally put it down, his wife called the cops.
Yea I spent some time in jail for it. The dude had previously claimed to be a Ex navy Seal. I guess he wasn't paying attention when I told him I used to box.

The other time was a road rage thing, I was enraged...Dude tried to make me hit his car slamming on his brakes. at the next stoplight, I jumped out of my car and punked him, he was scared ****less, as I turned to go back to my car, his door opened, I swung around as he got out and nailed him with a hard right hand. This guy was quick, we started wrestling, and somehow he hit me in the back of the neck. Its kinda weird cuz we both stopped when we realized that there were like 20 cars stopped watching us. I sure as hell didn't wanna go back to jail and he didn't either. So we shook hands and split. His left eye was swollen and my neck hurt.

I used a double kick in a fight once, I'd seen it on tv. It worked.
Thats my 2 cents worth.

The more the better!

How was that double?

Was it a roundhouse double? Those are ruthless!